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beelzebob13 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:59:59 +0800

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Australian LETTER OF THE YEAR

beelzebob13 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:26:34 +0800

from forwarded mail - sory, too lazy to clean it up. the language is a little strong too.

>Subject:...Australian LETTER OF THE
>YEAR....
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>This is an actual letter sent to the then DFAT (Department of
>Foreign
>Affairs and Trade) Minster, The Hon Alexander Downer and the
>then
>Immigration Minister, The Hon Amanda Vanstone. The Government
>tried
>desperately to censure the author, but got nowhere because every
>legal
>person who read it nearly wet themselves laughing!
>
>Please excuse
>the language contained within, but I suspect the author
>was somewhat upset?
>I'll let you decide!
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>Dear Mr. Minister,
>
>
>I'm in the process of
>renewing my passport, and still cannot
>believe this. How is it that K-Mart
>has my address and telephone number,
>and knows that I bought a television set
>and golf clubs from them back
>in 1997, and yet the Federal Government is
>still asking me where I was
>born and on what date.
>
>For Christ sakes,
>do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you
>have in my Medicare
>information, and it is on all the income tax forms
>I've filed for the past 40
>years. It is also on my driver's licence, on
>the last eight passports I've
>ever had, on all those stupid customs
>declaration forms I've had to fill out
>before being allowed off the
>planes over the last 30 years, and all those
>insufferable census forms
>that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.
>Also... would somebody
>please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
>name is Audrey, my
>father's name is John, and I'd be absolutely f***ing
>astounded if that
>ever changed between now and when I drop
>dead!!!...
>
>
>SHIT!
>
>
>I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really
>pissed off this
>morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of all this
>bullshit!
>
>You send the application to my house, then you ask me for
>my
>f***ing address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you
>got
>a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes working there!
>
>
>And
>another thing, look at my damn picture.. Do I look like Bin
>Laden? I can't
>even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to
>New Zealand and see
>my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a
>Kiwi girl). And would
>someone please tell me, why would you give a shit
>whether I plan on visiting
>a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
>urge to do something weird to a
>sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd
>sure as hell not want to tell
>anyone!
>
>
>Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end
>of
>the city, and get another f***ing copy of my birth certificate, and
>to
>part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
>INFORMATION!
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>
>
>
>Would it be so complicated to have all the
>services in the same
>spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the
>same day??
>Nooooo. that'd be too f***ing easy and makes far too much sense.
>You
>would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
>chickens
>with our f***ing heads cut off, and then having to find
>some
>high-society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn
>photo!
>You know the photo.. the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
>....you
>f***ing morons
>
>
>Signed - An Irate
>Australian Citizen.
>
>P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture,
>and getting
>someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
>has
>been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my
>forefathers
>took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka
>Stockade!!) I
>have also served in both the CMF and regular Army for something
>over 30
>years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high
>security
>clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.
>and
>Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
>However,
>your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify
>who
>I am; You know... someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED
>IN
>f***ING PAKISTAN !!!...... a country where they either assassinate
>or
>hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the
>Commonwealth
>for not having the 'right sort of
>government'.
>
>
>You are all f***ing idiots!
>
>.
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>.
>
>__,_._,___

Orbituary: A death in the Interwebs

beelzebob13 — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:23:35 +0800

QUOTE

Dear Cultist, I have decided that within the next few weeks Z-Cult FM will be slowly closed down and the server put offline resulting in the death of Z-Cult FM as we know it. Z-Cult FM was born in 2004 and over the last 5 years has seen many high and low times. I would like to thank everyone who was involved over the last 5 years in making Z-Cult FM what it became. I would personally like to thank all the staff past and present, all torrenters and supporters of the site. I did start listing everyone by name but the list was too big and was scared I would miss someone off. Thanks to everyone who posted and helped out in any way possible. I would also like to unthank all the people who during the 5 years have caused trouble for the site such as no-ip, Marvel, DC Comics, etc etc list goes on..... least you made Z-Cult FM into a soap opera with many dramas along the way. The future for Z-Cult FM is currently a sad quiet death and a think about it's future. If it does return it will be just as a message board for the members who still like to use it but we will see what future holds. Thanks, Serj R.I.P. Z-Cult FM 2004 - 2009

SCHEDULAR TAX DEDUCTION -PCB 2009

beelzebob13 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:54:05 +0800

Q. Where to get the official excel format of the new SCHEDULAR TAX DEDUCTION -PCB 2009 ?

the pdf/jpeg version is located : [URL=http://www.hasil.org.my/english/eng_NO3_11.asp]here/URL]

i've convert it to excel format but it is far from perfect...to avoid manual checking...is there an official excel format?

thank you.

edit: tax has increased for 2009

Too many requests from your host.

beelzebob13 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:26:48 +0800

why am/was i getting this message a few times today?

"Too many requests from your host. Please wait 10 minutes before trying again. "

i don't think i am doing "too many requests" as i am just browsing the forum/posting quite "normally".
i wonder if this problem is related to Firefox add-on called "WebMynd"? (recently installed, which is supposed to keep track of web pages as i browse)

in any case, the 10-minute "sit out" could be a lot helpful if the time/date is included with the message generated.

thanks for looking into it.

test your mind

beelzebob13 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:44:00 +0800

found this...sory if reposta.

which direction is the girl spinning? clockwise? can you "make" her spin counter-clockwise and then clockwise at will?

starbucks

beelzebob13 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:24:59 +0800

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ideal or prefered age of woman for man

beelzebob13 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:29:09 +0800

there is a survey or so i heard, no sauce, which say that men prefer (or should prefer) gf/women that follow this equation:

woman's age = (man's age / 2) + 7

say, a man of 20 would prefer (20/2)+7 = 17 yo girl.

or 13 yo boy => (13/2)+7 = 13 (about)

or 25 yo man = 19 yo woman
or 30 yo man = 22 yo woman

some ppl think if a man have a relationship with a woman of age LESS than this formula it is "creepy".

Question: look at your own "situation", was that survey "true"? yes or no?

EDIT: 19 or whatever is just the minimum, it would be 19 and greater, etc

MSI mobo chipset heatsink/fan konk

beelzebob13 — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:03:23 +0800

this mobo K8N Neo4-F (PCB 3.0)
[http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=727 ]
was bought from lowyat in june 07, and the chipset heatsink/fan is "not moving".

is it still under warranty (after 8 months)?

if not where and how much will a replacement cost?

thanks.

edit: if a non-msi replacement can do, is there a more "boleh tahan" type? coz this one was not spinning well after a couple of months (soft-loud buzzing, and didn't look all that level)