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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by rich8833</title>
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            <title>[WTA] vista activation</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1208544</link>
            <description>just want to ask if this is possible...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i install a new pc with vista cd and in the process i ticked vista ultimate and confirmed installation without putting in any serial keys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have 30 days to activate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now, i am thinking of buying vista business instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;question...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can i key in the new vista business keys and the windows auto detect and change it to vista business &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i need to reformat again??</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:04:43 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>internet access through server...</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1199081</link>
            <description>hi all sifu,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my company received a used hp server using windows 2003 from HQ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;currently, we are all connected using workgroup. All PC&amp;#39;s can access to internet via &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the linksys router gateway 192.168.1.1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As usual, some people are using p2p, thus slowing down the internet speed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how to setup the server so that all the PCs go to internet through the server?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:01:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>how to get mozilla bookmarks</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1117493</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hv a hard disk from a faulty PC. i want to get back all the bookmarks from mozilla. how can i do it if i plug in the hard disk to my notebook usb port?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ie hv this &amp;#39;favorites&amp;#39; folder and i not sure abt mozilla.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:11:02 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>how to create another partition from C:</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1110937</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hv a notebook with C drive only and i want to create another partition from it to form C and D drive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how can i do it without formating and removing the hard disk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i heard some softwares after partitioned cannot boot up c drive and have to do windows repair first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what software can u recommend to me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks guys.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:03:43 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTA - how to create USB001 port</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1103750</link>
            <description>Just want to ask..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it possible to create a USB001 port without plugging in a USB Printer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:15:48 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>how to set default LAN for internet?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1089672</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;situation is like this:-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PC01 have 1 lan network card and 1 usb wireless adapter.&lt;br /&gt;PC02 have 1 lan card.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PC01 are connected to PC02 using only 5 port switch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PC02 are not allow to access to internet.&lt;br /&gt;PC01 are allow to access to internet using the USB wireless adapter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem is whenever PC01 click on any internet browser, the wired lan (icon at the bottom near the clock) light is on and no light on the wireless lan icon.&lt;br /&gt;Meaning it is searching for internet by going through wired lan. Therefore cannot access to the internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If pC02 is off, then PC01 got no problem accessing internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: How to select wireless lan as a default when PC01 want to access to internet with PC02 on?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pc01 ip&lt;br /&gt;--------&lt;br /&gt;wireless is auto&lt;br /&gt;wired is 10.1.1.2 &amp;amp; 255.0.0.0  no gateway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pc02 ip&lt;br /&gt;---------&lt;br /&gt;10.1.1.3 &amp;amp; 255.0.0.0 no gateway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;router ip is 192.168.1.1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:38:37 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>change outlook inbox to name</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1036321</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;guys,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how do u change or add a person name on the top left corner of the microsoft outlook where the &amp;quot;inbox&amp;#39; name is (in the blue toolbar).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hv many profiles, therefore, having this feature is good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks in advance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:35:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Disaster Recovery Facility</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/795549</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi All,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone can recommend me a good and reliable Disaster Recovery Facility around klang valley?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purchase or Lease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks a lots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:12:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTA] can vnc work on 56k modem dialup</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/773965</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hv tried using &amp;#39;pc anywhere&amp;#39; long ago to remote access a pc at the office from home using normal 56k dialup. i know it is slow but it works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am not sure now, any other software can do it eg vnc, logme in. anyone tried before using normal 56k dialup point to point? meaning dialing using telephone number of the remote place, not to internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks.. &lt;!--emo&amp;:)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:31:57 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>does not allow to rename folder</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/759178</link>
            <description>hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone come across this problem that suddenly i am facing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i can create a new folder on the desktop but it does not allow me to rename or delete it. it does allow me to open it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i can create a new folder and rename it in my c drive with no problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;using xp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it can&amp;#39;t be in used. it a totally new folder.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i can only delete it using unlocker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how to set it back to normal?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:38:56 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>how to retrieve windows xp product keys</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/749769</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any ideas how can i retrieve the windows product keys from a slaved hard drive as the windows products keys on the casing has been blurred out due to some cleaning and the pc cannot be started up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can magical jelly bean detect slave drive to retrieve the product keys? anyone try it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:48:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>transfering ubs software to new pc</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/745957</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;hi  all ubs expert, &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i want to transfer the ubs accounting software (lan version with parallel dongle) with multi company data to a new pc as the old pc hard disk is almost full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;should i copy paste the old data to c drive first then install the ubs software or the other way round?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can the multi company menu still be shown or i need to configure it one by one?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks all your inputs.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:55:38 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Server 2003 64bit &amp;amp; SQL Server 2005 Std</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/604406</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any company selling and installing the above with hardware near jalan ampang, kl?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must have a fast and reliable service support.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PM me...thanks....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mod, sorry if in the wrong section but I am sure some of the forumers are expert in this. Hopefully can help me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:28:32 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>icons and taskbar appear and disappear</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/599559</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone come across the windows icons and taskbar appear then disappear after a few seconds continuously..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cannot access to any program or file or drive as it will disappear and show back the empty desktop..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;safe mode also the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can windows repair works for this kind of problem or do i hv to do a clean formatting..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks and happy new year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:37:32 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>xp pro downgrade to xp home..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/561217</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just want to ask if a notebook with windows xp pro &amp;#39;ahem&amp;#39; want to install with windows xp home (licensed), &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is there any shortcut without reformatting...cos very lazy to do backup..(unless got no choice)..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hv not receive the notebook to test out yet, so i want to ask first to those who done it before..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:52:44 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>&amp;#39;SUPPLIES&amp;#33;&amp;#39;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/555617</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, &amp;#39;You&amp;#39;re in charge of sweeping.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the Scotsman he says, &amp;#39;You&amp;#39;re in charge of shoveling.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to the Chinese guy, &amp;#39;You&amp;#39;re in charge of supplies.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then says, &amp;#39;Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He asks the Italian, &amp;#39;Why didn&amp;#39;t you sweep any of it?&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Italian replies, &amp;#39;I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, &amp;#39;And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Scotsman replies, &amp;#39;Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel&amp;#33; Ye left th&amp;#39; Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin&amp;#39; him either.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#39;SUPPLIES&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
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            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:47:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Why Men Tells Lies&amp;#33;, Here&amp;#39;s The Truth&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/553621</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.&lt;br /&gt;When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, &amp;quot;Why are you crying?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. &amp;quot;Is this your axe?&amp;quot; the Lord asked.&lt;br /&gt;The woodcutter replied, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. &amp;quot;Is this your axe?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Again, the woodcutter replied, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. &amp;quot;Is this your axe?&amp;quot; the Lord asked.&lt;br /&gt;Yes&amp;quot;, he replied.&lt;br /&gt;The Lord was pleased with the man&amp;#39;s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, &amp;quot;Why are you crying?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Is this your wife?&amp;quot; the Lord asked.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; cried the woodcutter.&lt;br /&gt;The Lord was furious. &amp;quot;You lied&amp;#33; That is an untruth&amp;#33;&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, &amp;quot;Oh, forgive me, &lt;br /&gt;Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said &amp;#39;no&amp;#39; to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then if I also said &amp;#39;no&amp;#39; to her, you would have come up with my wife. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Had I then said yes,&amp;#39; you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I love my wife such that I don&amp;#39;t want her to share me with anyone, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so THAT&amp;#39;S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MOSTLY his wife&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;That&amp;#39;s our story, and we&amp;#39;re sticking to it.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:11:27 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>A letter from India..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/553014</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My dear Jagjit,&lt;br /&gt;I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I&amp;#39;m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I&amp;#39;m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven&amp;#39;t seen them since.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The weather here isn&amp;#39;t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, I took Bahu to our club&amp;#39;s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven&amp;#39;t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don&amp;#39;t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby toddy distillery. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father&amp;#39;s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There isn&amp;#39;t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Mom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:17 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Maid wants an increase</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/552420</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;        A maid (Sumana) in a posh home wanted a wage increase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        The Madam was very upset about this and asked: &amp;quot;Now Sumana, why&lt;br /&gt;        do you want an increase?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Sumana: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an &lt;br /&gt;       increase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        The first is that I iron better than you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Madam: &amp;quot;Who said you iron better than me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sumana: &amp;quot;The Master said so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Madam: &amp;quot;Oh.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sumana: &amp;quot;The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Madam: &amp;quot;Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sumana: &amp;quot;The Master did.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Madam: &amp;quot;Oh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sumana: &amp;quot;My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Madam (very upset now): &amp;quot;Did the Master say so as well?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sumana: &amp;quot;No Madam, the gardener.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;        She got the increase&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:57:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>cake or bed?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/552400</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;sorry for the caps, the original is like this, just lazy to retype..hope you all enjoy it..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A &lt;br /&gt;FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HONEY, &lt;br /&gt;COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? &lt;br /&gt;IT&amp;#39;S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, &lt;br /&gt;FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? &lt;br /&gt;DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE &lt;br /&gt;GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? &lt;br /&gt;I DON&amp;#39;T THINK SO. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FINE, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEN THE WIFE ASKS, &lt;br /&gt;WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? &lt;br /&gt;IT WON&amp;#39;T CLOSE RIGHT &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TO WHICH HE REPLIED, &lt;br /&gt;FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? &lt;br /&gt;DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE &lt;br /&gt;WRITTEN ON MY FOREHE AD? &lt;br /&gt;I DON&amp;#39;T THINK SO &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FINE, SHE SAYS &lt;br /&gt;THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS &lt;br /&gt;TO THE FRONT DOOR? &lt;br /&gt;THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON&amp;#39;T &lt;br /&gt;WANT TO FIX STEPS. &lt;br /&gt;HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE &lt;br /&gt;ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? &lt;br /&gt;I DON&amp;#39;T THINK SO &lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. &lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;M GOING TO THE BAR&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A &lt;br /&gt;COUPLE OF HOURS................................... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW &lt;br /&gt;HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES &lt;br /&gt;TO GO HOME &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES &lt;br /&gt;THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE &lt;br /&gt;HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES &lt;br /&gt;THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW&amp;#39;D ALL THIS GET FIXED? &lt;br /&gt;SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT &lt;br /&gt;OUTSIDE AND CRIED. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;J UST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME &lt;br /&gt;WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND &lt;br /&gt;ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER &lt;br /&gt;GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HE SAID, &lt;br /&gt;SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE REPLIED, &lt;br /&gt;HELLOOOOO.. &lt;br /&gt;DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN &lt;br /&gt;ON MY FOREHEAD? &lt;br /&gt;I DON&amp;#39;T THINK SO&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>rich8833</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:27:51 +0800</pubDate>
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