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            <title>CMOS battery drain fast</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1164397</link>
            <description>Hi, I am having problem with my P5QL&lt;br /&gt;Whenever I turn off my PC (with socket unplugged), the CMOS setting lost. So I have tried to replace the CMOS battery once&lt;br /&gt;It worked fine for 1 week then the problem occured again @.@&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone face such problem before?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:38:45 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS]DDR400 RAM for sale</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1139822</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Geil 256MB DDR400 x 2  (CL2.5) with blue heat spreader&lt;br /&gt;Kingston 512MB DDR400 value ram  x 2 (CL3) + free heatspreader (Never used)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: Offer me&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:Personal 2 weeks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Memory &amp;amp; Drives</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:40:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS/WTT] Intel Core 2 Extreme QX9650</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1139784</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):Intel Core 2 Extreme QX9650 Extreme - (unlocked multiplier - good platform for overclocker)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Processor unit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: U offer (but dun make insane offer lar) or trade with ur C2Q processor + top up&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:hmm....let me ask previous owner..(update soon)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:PJ Selangor&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: PM &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:  Bought from another member last week. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Great&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture: maybe soon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Downgrade to allocate budget for better components. Retired from overclocking. Just need a quad processor for parrellal programming and daily tasks  so no need go for to that extreme.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: I may reply late cos bz with projects.&lt;br /&gt;10q&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Updated: Hi guyz, I have received too many PMs ...to process  &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  will give u all reply soon really.&lt;br /&gt;Ok thanks for the guyz who offer trade in with Core 2 Duo...but I will accept trade offer with Quad processor ony</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Full Systems, CPU, Motherboards, Casings, PSUs</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:14:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] RaidMax 02 casing</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1139458</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): RaidMax O2 black casing with 22mm really big blue LED fan side panel &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Casing itself + side panel really big fan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href='http://iltcomp.net/product_reviews.php/manufacturers_id/65/products_id/1769?osCsid=6641d835f12ab9bbf9a329aa768df9fd' target='_blank'&gt;More Info &amp; Pic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:RM 140 negotiable&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: 7 days personal (but not sure warranty for wat)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:PJ &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: PM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item: 2 weeks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Perfect&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=1153432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More to come...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade to LanCool&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price cut to RM160 and negotiable...still shinning in black..fast fast...</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Full Systems, CPU, Motherboards, Casings, PSUs</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:13:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] Pentium 4 2.4C + Zalman 7000A cu cooler</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1139423</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Intel pentium 4 2.4C (HT) (stepping D01 -ability to OC till 3.4Ghz)+ Heatsink (Zalman cu7000 full) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Processor + Zalman cu7000 heatsink(wif fan) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: RM 120&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Personal 1 week&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:COD - the heatsink is freaking heavy &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller: PJ&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:PM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item: bought in 2005 can&amp;#39;t remember  &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Working well just dusty &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture: soon &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: motherboard kapuk....building new rig&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Full Systems, CPU, Motherboards, Casings, PSUs</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:03:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTB] Full Desktop CPU below RM1500</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1124051</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): CPU set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: CPU (Duo core/Quad core) + Good PSU @450w above+ 4GB DDR2 RAM+ Mother board + Casing(good air flow) + graphic card  + Optional DVD writer + Optional Hardisk + Optional sound card&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Budget: Below RM1500&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Description&lt;/b&gt; - Building 1 new rig (as my rig in my signature was dead), main purpose is for coding,VPC (Virtual PC), movie watching,torrent, gaming (Not hardcore but can play FiFa2009 is good enuf)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pls send me the spec/quotation and price.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Full Systems, CPU, Motherboards, Casings, PSUs</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:22:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Microsoft New Research</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1035275</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;C*b*i: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes&lt;br /&gt;Francesco Logozzo&lt;br /&gt;January 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We introduce ***** a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare ***** with similar tools, showing how ***** achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035' target='_blank'&gt;Sauce&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 14:48:49 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[CLOSED] AGP Based Display Card</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/866295</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): AGP Display Card&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Budget: Below RM 200&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prefer Radeon..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pls PM me ur offer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bought the card from wiwiwawa oledi. Thanks for the offer</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Display Cards &amp;amp; Monitors</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:47:44 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>MILF Killed</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/842534</link>
            <description>Breaking news, there are 10 MILF killed in Philippines  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sauce tiram&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/regions/view/20081111-171543/10-MILF-rebels-slain-in-Lanao-clash' target='_blank'&gt;http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/...-in-Lanao-clash&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:46:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[awareness] Don&amp;#39;t slow down to see the accident</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/697990</link>
            <description>Hi,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know this been discussed many times, but some ppl just seems being dumb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, around 4.30pm there was a bad accident occured on the way to LDP from Subang (Opposite Sunway).&lt;br /&gt;Eventually, it caused a bad traffic congestion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I noticed that the ambulances were so hard get into the scene due to the jam. But much to my dismay, it was partly caused by the drivers ahead who were purposely slow down their vehicles to look the car accidents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took like about half an hour for me to pass by the aciddent spot from the U-turn in subang round about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just rite in front of me, there was a guy driver whom I named him as Cute Baby(Read the Capital Letter),was slowing down his car like @ &amp;lt;20KM/h and turned his head 180 degree keep seeing the cars involved until I gave him a horn. (There wasn&amp;#39;t any car in front of him)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just can&amp;#39;t understand these ppl,  Ur kepo&amp;#39;ism  not just causing the traffic slow, but worse causing the rescue team difficult and slower to rescue these lives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it is LIFE&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really crossing fingers wishing these victims are ok...</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 19:45:41 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>uncle lim song</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/587807</link>
            <description>Not sure who is the author...quite funny..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure posted before....sorry if I not check jokes heaven every hour every minute</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:25:05 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Proton Public Service Msg Advertisement..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/527358</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]6jF8mV1WmYM[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Standard msg: Sorrry if repost (getting tired ppl shouting repost ..repost..)</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:43:02 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Chicken Wing @ Yuen Steamboat</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/515800</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]sEo8OBc9PO8[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This occurs @ Yuen SteamBoat Restaurant near Sunway...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry if repost&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:51:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Kena saman from majlis perbandaran</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/466305</link>
            <description>Hmm this is funny that today I received a notice from Majlis Perbandaran Klang that give me a saman of RM50 for illegal parking..&lt;br /&gt;but wat the heck that time I was in my office in PJ and with my car under basement...Ghost drove the car there meh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm such case wat should I do? Just tuang the notice ke tong sampah? Need to call them and screw?</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:02:32 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Point Blanc - KL&amp;#38739;&amp;#20180;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/461716</link>
            <description>Hmm not sure it was posted before..and...not sure it is ok 2 put the link...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.sendspace.com/file/078a65' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.sendspace.com/file/078a65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instruction:&lt;br /&gt;Open the page, click the link ---&amp;#62; Download Link: Point Blanc - KL&amp;#38739;&amp;#20180;.mp3 to start downloadin</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 23:49:46 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>&amp;#25105;&amp;#30340;&amp;#26379;&amp;#21451; My Friends Kawanku</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/438864</link>
            <description>warning: thnk bit racists....moderator pls delete if the content not approriate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PmAP8GsJjk[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PmAP8GsJjk' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PmAP8GsJjk&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:01:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>GPS track</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/430734</link>
            <description>&lt;!--emo&amp;:omg:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; I just locate my fren&amp;#39;s location with this page.&lt;br /&gt;This system is much more accurate than friend-finder~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:37:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Some Management Lessons</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/424832</link>
            <description>Getting it from email.. Thnks this is funny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LESSON 1 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a  meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub  the lamp and a ghost appears.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;The ghost says, &amp;quot;Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;So the eager senior manager shouted, &amp;quot;I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries.&amp;quot; Pfufffff, and he was gone. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted &amp;quot;I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.&amp;quot; Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;The boss calmly said, &amp;quot;I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY IS: &amp;quot;ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON 2&lt;br /&gt;Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Listen,&amp;quot; said the CEO, &amp;quot;this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &amp;quot;Certainly,&amp;quot; said the young executive.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &amp;quot;Excellent, excellent&amp;#33;&amp;quot; said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. &amp;quot;I just need one copy.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA. When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, &amp;quot;What kind of -ese are you?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The Japanese confused, replied, &amp;quot;Sorry but I don&amp;#39;t understand what you mean.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The American repeated, &amp;quot;What kind of -ese are you?&amp;quot; Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt; The American, now irritated, then yelled, &amp;quot;What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese&amp;#33;, etc......???&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The Japanese then replied, &amp;quot;Oh, I am a Japanese.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of &amp;#39;key&amp;#39; was he.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The American, frustrated, yelled, &amp;quot;What do you mean what kind of -kee&amp;#39; am I ?&amp;#33;&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The Japanese said, &amp;quot;Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON 4 &lt;br /&gt;There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; He said, &amp;quot;Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted&amp;quot;WINE&amp;quot;. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so  Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Next is the Russian&amp;#39;s turn, he did the same and shouted, &amp;quot;VODKA&amp;quot; and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The German was next and he jumped and shouted, &amp;quot;BEER&amp;quot;. He was so Contented with his beer pool. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, &amp;quot;SHIT&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;.........&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;LESSON 5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.&lt;br /&gt; Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.&lt;br /&gt; Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. &lt;br /&gt; Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it  Wants to go.&lt;br /&gt; Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it&amp;#39;s going.&lt;br /&gt; as*hole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the as*hole very mad. &lt;br /&gt; To prove his point, the as*hole immediately slammed tightly closed and &lt;br /&gt; Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief&lt;br /&gt; Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly&lt;br /&gt; Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable&lt;br /&gt; Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred &lt;br /&gt;  Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body&lt;br /&gt; Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the as*hole be in charge. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK  YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE as*hole THAT IS IN CHARGE.</description>
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            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:03:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>&amp;#40635;&amp;#22369;&amp;#30340;&amp;#33775;&amp;#35486; Muar Chinese Crazy RAP</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/422520</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmmjPbYU1og[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel that it really reflects the life in Muar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmmjPbYU1og' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmmjPbYU1og&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:36:45 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Immediate Vacancy (Jobstreet)</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/421718</link>
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            <author>frequency</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:11:39 +0800</pubDate>
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