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Streamyx Registration

aLittleMisfit — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:25:50 +0800

Why accept gift when you can have the money to choose?
Why wait for any PC fair for best Streamyx deal?

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Now you can buy what you choose, not what people give!

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Location: Anywhere in Malaysia

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* All standard terms and conditions of TM apply
Cashback only apply for successful applicant by us
Cashback promotion is by 123Easycom, not by TM
Cashback is one time payment only.
Payment via Check within 2 weeks of successful installation
Self installation recommended as guide will be provided

Story Telling Blog

aLittleMisfit — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:23:27 +0800

I intend to create a blog with short stories, who would have though an engineer wanted to write stories.. especially my age

The blog with be with contributed original story from writers. It is not a diary. Any short stories, novel are welcome. The aim is for wannabe, or simply someone who like to writes but never have the change to write for paper/mainstream media. And it allow readers to read just from one blog.. People who likes to read short stories.

Please PM if you're interested.

Thanks for reading

Telemarketers Business Opportunities

aLittleMisfit — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:44:10 +0800

We currently doing TM's Let's Talk migration telemarketing.

We are now looking to outsource Penang and KL areas. Can work SOHO, easy to set up, guide will be provided, minimal start up cost.

PM for detail.

Tag browse function

aLittleMisfit — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:35:24 +0800

I dont know whether if its intended this way. For example, in the Garage Sales, Notebook & Cameras. Instead of using the search function, I just clicked the "Compact Camera" Tag

But when i click the 2nd page. Its does not sorted according to Compact Camera again... which means I just can view the first page i.e. the latest post.

It is made like that, or is it the way i browse is incorrect?

Thanks

Misfit blog

aLittleMisfit — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:51:20 +0800

My turn of blogwhore moment. hehe...

my not good blog:

no rss.. dun know how to do
not much to link/share others... not much blog friends
no nice custom header... dun know how to do
chat box that would not work 90% of times

blog pun sudah jadi misfit!

Engineering Industry

aLittleMisfit — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:52:26 +0800

I'm trying to compile a set of info for people wanting to know what they're getting into.... i'll try to update it based on feedback!

More in depth review in the spoiler. Actually plenty of the pro&cons are actually double edged sword. A pro to one might be a con to another.

Engineering Industry Guide v1 beta

Normally nearly all engineering will have these characteristic:
-Engineering graduates should find it fairly easy to get a job
-Engineering jobs are varied and the salaries are acceptable
-Engineers often work to deadlines in a pressurized environment
-Engineering field are more often/open to get hit by bad economic times

No, Engineers are not necessary dorks or cool

Specific disciplines may have high and low times, so here I would list down based on industry first... later on I'll try to compile a better set. Please bear with me. The argument on which type better is a matter of personal opinion, like chicken or egg.

Years ago, a "good job" meant working for a large, stable company, getting a regular income with some additional benefits, and eventually retiring at a ripe old age. Today, a "good job" may mean one that leaves time to spend with the family or one that provides a better-than-average income or one that allows you to work in the comfort of your own home.
So you have to decide whether its the proper choice for you. Its not healthy when working for a job you hate.

Site
Pros:
Higher pay
More practical/in hand job (meaning u know your job better)
Easier to become your own boss with the right connection/attitude/chances
Cons:
Have to based on different places
Stressful dateline
Less job security
Unfavourable working environment
Extra Long working hours
ALWAYS get blame from clients, consultants, authorities

Industrial
Pros:
Foreseeable task
Acceptable pay
Stable income
Specialize on what you do
Cons:
Almost routine work everyday
Less exposure, learn less things
Plenty of politic compared others
Climbing the cooperate ladder
Limited Socializing
Some industry is Hazardous

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

Consultants
Pros:
More socializing
Better working environment
Cons:
Lower pay
ALWAYS stuck between the client and authorities
Frequent changes to design/task
Plenty of unforeseen circumstances
Mistakes are often BIG trouble

Sales
Pros:
More flexible
Higher pay if met sales target
Good socializing

Cons:
Need to travel frequent
Very sales product dependent
Pressure if sales not attainable
Lesser technical knowledge
You WILL changed to a more superficial person

Finally, not matter what you got into, its not too late if you want to change field. Don't make that as an excuse. Studying for that DOES NOT means you have to work as the same field. Make the best of chances and interest.

Thanks to the contributing forumers

25 Life Lesson

aLittleMisfit — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:34:35 +0800

From here http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?S...43&SectionID=11

1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, weed, crack...) from a guy with a crappy car, but not the good shit.

2.) In Vegas, guys on the street pass out little cards with a hooker's picture, phone number and a price of $49.95. Don't believe that price; they cost way more then 50 bucks!

3.) When you're about to sleep with a girl and you happen to not have a condom and she tells you "Don't worry, I just got tested", don't sleep with her: she's a dirty whore and will give you an STD.

4.) If a girl begins a blow job by sucking on your balls, she knows what she's doing. If a girl begins a blow job by actually blowing on your d***, she doesn't know what she's doing.

5.) If you're ever in Iraq and you don't feel like wearing your body armor because it's too hot outside, you deserve to die. Always wear the body armor.

6.) If your girlfriend ever comes up to you and tells you that she'll give you one free night to do whatever you want with whomever you want, break up with the b**** on the spot! She's already cheated on you and she just wants you to do the same thing so she doesn't feel like such a slut. Plus, most likely, she has an STD and is hoping she can eventually blame it on you.

7.) If you're talking to a girl and she has a tongue ring and she tells you that she got it just because she thinks it looks cool; she's lying. This girl is in fact a dirty slut who likes to suck d***: buy her two more drinks and take her back to your place!

8.) If you just bought a Rolex for $20 off a guy on the street who swears that it's real...he's a lying *******. Everyone knows that even stolen Rolexes go for at least $200.

9.) If your buddy ever tells you that he f***s a lot of chicks, he's probably not lying. If he ever tells you that he's never f***ed a fat ugly chick, he's lying. If you catch him in that lie and he tells you it was only once, he's lying.

10.) If you meet the woman of your dreams and she f***s you the first night you meet her and she lets you stick your finger in her ass, trust me- she's not the woman of your dreams.

11.) If your girlfriend suddenly starts hanging out with her "long lost" best friend, alone, a lot, and she never invites you out with the two of them and he's a guy - she's cheating on you

12.) Chicks dig guys who are funny; chicks dig really good-looking guys. So, if you're not funny or good-looking - you need to make a lot of money. Cause, chicks dig rich guys way more then they do funny good-looking guys.

13.) A really bad way to pick up a chick is to wear a wedding ring and when she asks if you're married you say, "Yes...I mean, no... I mean...my wife - she died in a car accident 6 months ago, and I just can't take off the ring...I miss her so much...." Because, you know what's going to wind up happening? You're going to end up marrying this b**** and then she's going to die in a car accident.

14.) Another really bad way to pick up a chick is to be talking to her, and then ask her what her most embarrassing moment is. She's going to tell you something stupid, like how she farted in the 6th grade in the cafeteria in front of the whole school. Then, if she's thinking about sucking your d***, she's going to ask what yours is. So, of course, you tell her about the time when you were 21 and how some random girl was sucking your d*** in your buddy's bathroom and she asked you how much longer it was going to take, and you told her the rest of the night unless the two of you f***ed and then she said that she couldn't do that because she was only seventeen. Trust me; your buddies are the only ones who think that story is funny.

15.) If you're out and you decide to pick up chicks using a fake name and fake occupation (Rex Volcano - Private Investigator; Hunter Grayson III - M.D.; Frogger Larson - Ex minor league baseball pitcher for the Tehachapi Mudhens; etc.) make sure that you remember your "name" and your "occupation". Also, it helps if you know a little something about your "occupation", because you never know when the girl you're hitting on, as Hunter Grayson III, is a real doctor.

16.) If a girl is over 21 and she tells you she's only had sex with four people, multiple that number by at least five. If you go home with her the first night and she sucks your d***, then starts licking your ass...multiply that number by at least fifty.

17.) Girls tell you that they want a nice sensitive guy who's in touch with his feelings. That's a load of shit! Go ahead, watch Beaches with a chick, start crying... guarantee she's going to get a "headache" and ask you to go home. Once you leave, she's going to call her ex-boyfriend (the one who treated her like shit and cheated on her more times then you've had sex your entire life), have him come over and f*** his brains out. Why? Because that cocksucker doesn't f***ing cry at Beaches!

18.) If your girlfriend ever thinks she's pregnant, don't get mad at her and tell her that she did it on purpose to trap you with her for the rest of your miserable life.

19.) Never piss off God!

20.) If you're ever at a party and meet a really hot chick who has connections and can get you tickets to pretty much any sporting there is; talk to her! If she starts flirting with you, flirt back. If she wants to leave the party and go "somewhere else", go with her. f*** the fact that you have a girlfriend, because be honest, you've been meaning to break up with her anyway. Don't f*** this one up, because if you will...you will wake up everyday for the rest of your life and contemplate slitting your wrists.

21.) For every hot chick out there who you would give anything to f***, there's a guy out there who's tired of putting up with her bullshit.

22.) It's cool to play with action figures until you're about ten. On the off chance that you're 27 and you still do... never admit it to the really hot girl at the Barnes and Nobles you go to all the time and buy books you've never heard of just to impress her!

23.) If you have a girlfriend - When you're jacking off don't fantasize about anyone but her. Because one night you're going to be f***ing her and you're going to get caught up in the moment then you're going to call her the name of the girl you jack off to. To reverse that, if you ever accidentally call your girlfriend the wrong name in bed, because you actually do cheat on her, just use the jacking off excuse.

24.) Good investment - stocks, real estate. Bad investments - DVDs, action figures, comic books.

25.) If you're f***ing your buddy's girlfriend, don't blow your load in her mouth. Your buddy's got to kiss her - have some f***ing respect!

Relationship Joke

aLittleMisfit — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:55:32 +0800

Sorry if you heard before... but here goes

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Corrective Spectacles

aLittleMisfit — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:15:52 +0800

Its kind of plastic spectacles with plenty of small holes in it. Saw one in Guardian. Kinda expensive for a plastic stuff.

The theory of the product is forcing your eye to "look" at the correct angle/focus.
Anyone tried these? Effective?

sorry, dont really know what its called.

Cant Play VCD

aLittleMisfit — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:37:51 +0800

I'm using xbox360 as home media. I just noticed it can't play VCD's.
If i am going to burn some home video's on a cd. any recommended format?
without using stream from a computer?

sorry, search function out.

Palm Civet

aLittleMisfit — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:36:20 +0800

Any of you really own/Take care of these before?

My father recently picked up 2 of these babies. Cause too small to throw back into wild. He's thinking of take care of them until grow bigger.

My sis last time got adopt 1 b4 but the authorities says its illegal to have one... and no licence will be provided.

Construction Language

aLittleMisfit — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:31:40 +0800

Forgive me if u all heard this before... but here goes...

In an england construction site, an english site supervisor hired 3 new workers... am italian, an indian, and a chinese.

So the supervisor delegate the work for them. Italian in charge of painting, Indian in charge of sweeping, and the chinese in charge of supplies. After giving them the task, the supervisor went away.
After returning to the site. He saw the Italian and Indian drinking and loafting around without even starting the work while the chinese is no where to be seen. Angry, the supervisor confront the 2 workers.

The italian reply: "Hey watda you impliyeng? I no working cause de' chinese guy no giving me any paint!"
The indian reply: "Very apologies! but no broom and i cant swept the floor!"

The supervisor, very pissed off now.. went to the store searching for the chinese guy!
Just before reaching the store, the chinese guy jumped out and shout

"SUPLIES!"

post edit some spelling

The Beastly Bombing

aLittleMisfit — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:19:00 +0800

The Beastly Bombing
A Terrible Tale of Terrorists Tamed By True love

You guys have to see this
http://www.thebeastlybombing.com/synopsis.html

or to hear it
http://www.myspace.com/beastlybombing

Hoping to put it in real world issues but will be thrown out right away

Blog Question

aLittleMisfit — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:41:10 +0800

How to put the topics in sitebar where i can select directly without going in monthly archive?

Primavera Project Planner

aLittleMisfit — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 16:09:50 +0800

Does anyone know who sell Primavera software in malaysia? how does the licence work? how much is it? old version 2.0?

Btw, MS Access include in MS Office 2003 BASIC?