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Cracking the Human Resource Code

nameless — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:48:14 +0800

Saw this joke at http://www.jokes.com.
Not sure this should be in Joke Heaven.
But this really do help us understand the Human Resource term and gimmick....

COMPETITIVE SALARY
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be comfortable.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
Your first four projects are already way overdue.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Did we mention that you'll be here very late, very often? And most weekends.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless.

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly, that position has already been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
This job listing is just a legal formality. The position was filled by some executive's nephew.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
Due to consolidation, you'll be replacing three people.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
This company is a total mess.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have all the responsibilities of upper management, without the pay, title or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Listen to management, figure out what they want, don't ask too many questions and get the sh*t done.

Car model give away for FREE

nameless — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:34:39 +0800

I am not this this been post here before, just wana share to those that didn't know about this site that giving car model for FREE. But you need to print out and fold it
Example SUBARU IMPREZA WRX:

for more cars:
http://art66.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

Speaker for Karaoke

nameless — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:51:04 +0800

Looking for a pair of loud speaker for home Karaoke usage, already ave an Karaoke AMP BMB DA-X2.
After look around Jalan Pasar, there too many BGB, BMC..... Karaoke speakers. Not sure which 1 is worth to get.
Any recommendation of Speaker that budget around RM1,000
or Anyone know where can I find used BMB speaker?

America Sound speaker

nameless — Sat, 12 May 2007 20:14:12 +0800

Hi, guys,
Anyone try or using America Sound speaker ?
How is the sound quality of these speaker and where are the made from ?

Looking for a 6'x9' 3 way speaker around Rm2xx. (poor guy)

Question on ACER Notebook's warranty

nameless — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:47:49 +0800

My friend bought a Acer notebook 3 month, but unfortunely his notebook suddently fail to be turn on. After send back for warranty for a week, a guy call back and tell him the notebook's motherboard burned and with burn mark on the LAN port and this is excluded from warranty. And asking RM1200 from swaping a new motherboard.

His notebook never experience any lightning strike and not connecting to LAN all day, 1)Notebook Motherboard suddently dead, How could this possible happen?
2)RM1200 from swaping a new motherboard ? IS this reasonable?
3)Anyone experience the same problem and know how ACER warranty work? and how can we request double check the notebook to confirm the real root cause?

Any help would be appreaciated and greatful! thank you.

Microsoft Windows Vista Discussion Thread

nameless — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 22:53:37 +0800

General Availability: 30th January 2007

Windows Vista Homepage
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/

Windows Vista Activity Center
http://www.winsupersite.com/vista/

Windows Vista @ Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Vista

Launch Ceremony in Malayisa (3rd and 4th February 07)
http://www.microsoft.com/malaysia/events/vistalaunch/

Amazing Vista Walk Hunt (3rd February 07)
http://www.microsoft.com/malaysia/events/v...h/vista%5Fhunt/