Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by alexander3133

[PIC] How you get that?

alexander3133 — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:42:00 +0800

[PIC] Rule No. 5

alexander3133 — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:57:43 +0800

[Pic] Best Drunken Conversation

alexander3133 — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:12:10 +0800

[Pic] Due to Petrol price increasing....

alexander3133 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:59:46 +0800

Due to Petrol price increasing....

And the fact of how difficult to find a good reliable car too....

Here is my next car for sure...

Source: neowin.net forum

[Joke] An Engineer, a mathematician and a physicis

alexander3133 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:35:55 +0800

An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist are taked with building a fence for a Texan's ranch that encloses the most amount of area using the least fence. The engineer goes first. She builds a circular fence about 100m in diameter, and states that her design is the most efficient under the conditions stated. With much handwaving, the Physicist proposes to build a fence around the equator of the earth, as the curvature of the 2D surface of the earth in 3D will enable more area to be enclosed per unit of perimeter. His design is thrown out for lack of practicality. By this time, the Mathematician has finished thinking. The Engineer and the Physicist follow him to the very back of the Texan's property. He takes 4 short sections of fence, builds a tiny fence around himself, and says...

'I declare myself to be on the outside.'

[Joke] Chinese to U.S.A.

alexander3133 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:54:43 +0800

5 Chinese,

Chu, Bu, Fu, Hu and Su decided to immigrate
to the US .

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names
to American standards.

Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck.
Fu and Su decided to stay in China.

Source: neowin.net forum

[Joke] Einstein and his Chauffeur

alexander3133 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:40:32 +0800

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

Source: neowin.net forum

[Video] BREAKING NEWS, boeing 737 crash lands

alexander3133 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:19:41 +0800

Link Here

[PIC] Stopped for Speeding...

alexander3133 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:35:13 +0800

Maybe posted before, it is just funny.

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

[Joke] Stumpy and his wife

alexander3133 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:23:18 +0800

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

Source: neowin.net forum

[Joke] Died during sex

alexander3133 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:49:36 +0800

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Van, he'd still be alive!"

Source: Stolen from neowin.net forum

[PIC] No wonder women live longer...

alexander3133 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:25:47 +0800

Have a good laugh people, these guys will surely die before the meat is ready.

Home made flotation device - $3.50

Beer - $45.00

Meat for BBQ - $36.00

Hosting the BBQ of death in your pool - priceless.

Warning: Do not try this! I will not responsible if anything happened.

Originally from: http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=615142

Can I find Cisco ADSL modem in Lowyat?

alexander3133 — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:01:51 +0800

It seems that Cisco products rarely sell in malaysia and I can't find it, just let me know where to get it, thanks.

Campus broadband problem

alexander3133 — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:46:00 +0800

Broadband provider
ISP/package: Extreme broadband
Location: Semenyih

Personal equipment
Router: Dlink DI-524
Firewall used: none

Problem details
First occurence of problem: Yes
Problem description: as below

Here is the scenario, I subscripted the broadband service in my campus accommodation and I have two laptop with me that linked together with router. The router connected to the port located inside my room's wall, all using network cable.

I had no problem connecting internet few weeks ago after I logged in to their system, but the problem rises since last Thursday, I have no hopes connecting to internet on both laptop, by the way I did not change my router and both laptop connection settings.

First I thought was my router problem, I wasted almost an hour reconfigure my router, set DNS, static IP, off firewall and even reset it to manufacture settings, no hope.

Then I connect one of the laptop ( I name it as A and another laptop as B) directly to the port and bingo, it works. I also tried B it works also.

Since I want both of my laptops go online, so I tried another way: Without the router, I connect A directly to the port and established an ad-hoc connection with B with internet sharing enabled, resulting A can connect to internet but B not.

With the ad-hoc connection, I tried pinging google on B, it replies but I cant connect to google with my IE and firefox,weird!
Next I try signing in MSN live messenger, it works and even can chat on laptop B, but sad, it just cant surf any web.

Until just now, I accidentally surf a HTTPS web on laptop B , magic happens, it works perfectly, I also tried surfing all others HTTPS web and all works except for HTTP and also FTP.

As conclusion, the broadband provider trying to block any connections to the device that accessing behind the device that connect direct with it. In other word, no other devices will allowed to access internet, even network through the device that connected directly to the port.

I tried some proxy and it seems not to work.

How this can be done? Is there any function or setting on the network switch then can enable to block this connection?

Is there any way to bypass this?

Hate it, i think they don't allow internet connection sharing just for them to earn more profit.

Thanks and sorry for my English.

[WTB] Alfa 500mW USB Wireless B/G adapter

alexander3133 — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:18:51 +0800

Anyone here selling Alfa 500mW USB Wireless B/G adapter, model number AWUS036H ?

PM me as soon as possible if available, thanks.