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infant can use adult ticket?

ayiesz — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:54:43 +0800

they never give promo for infant ticket.

can i just book adult ticket for my baby?

i'm a cheapskate have to use airasia

The doctor's office

ayiesz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:18:44 +0800

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

There's something wrong with my d***', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

how to get to poslaju bandar baru bangi

ayiesz — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:35:50 +0800

can anyone give direction?

from puncak jalil/seri kembangan.

it's in between the warehouses?

Pusat Poslaju Bandar Baru Bangi
No. 26, Jalan P10/20
Taman Industri Selaman
43650 Bandar Baru Bangi
Tel. : 03 - 8925 5208/15/26
Fax : 03 - 8925 5328

[WTS] Dokong for sale

ayiesz — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:49:51 +0800

closed due to lack of interest

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that's when the fight started

ayiesz — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:47:45 +0800

NOTE: not very suitable for ~~underage~~ kids.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she
answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look
at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....
********************************************************************

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

*************************************************************************

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all
day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....

**************************************************************************

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from
outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the
man 'Holy shit. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped
out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn
bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

*********************************************************************

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the
cold cream.

And that's when the fight started....

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I
feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

**************************************************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started....

***********************************************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability, too.'

And that's when the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

****************************************************************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in
about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started....

*******************************************************************

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started....

***********************************************************************

celcom broadband ip blocked

ayiesz — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:26:18 +0800

QUOTE

There have been too many requests from your IP. As an automated defensive response, we are blocking further requests from you. Please wait 5 minutes before trying again (otherwise the block will be extended to another 5 minutes).

If this is an error, contact support@lowyat.net with the subject: IP 203.xxx.xxx.xx blocked at 2009-01-14T23:23:13+08:00

i've been getting that error msg tonite. right now i'm using proxy to post this. already sent email to support@lowyat

if there's any admin in here, hopefully can take a peek into this issue. im sure there's some other person out there using CBB can't logon right now.

CBB shared one ip for many users
pretty bad moves, since we users already being banned in many sites

highest value RM note

ayiesz — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:01:34 +0800

what is the highest value available at the moment?

1000 and 500 denomination was phased out already right?

premium beauty corset

ayiesz — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:24:46 +0800

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[serious topic]

hi girls/guys.

my girlfriend interested in the premium beautiful corset (aka i'm gonna have to buy it soon )

i found this topic but no reply ever since
http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=15751223

anyone out there have experience using this corset?
or any comment or links.

please have a healthy discussion
it's a huge investment, cheapest i found in ebay is RM1800, can go as high as RM2500 (price advertise in retail shops)
weird thing is, the product seems to be sold in malaysia only. no review from outside.

is the FIR really helps?
or any normal corset at the price of few hundreds will do the same job?

Dj calling auntie

ayiesz — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:46:45 +0800

GET IT HERE!

its merely 1MB size

[WTB] PCI Network card

ayiesz — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:17:59 +0800

anyone want to sell their NIC?
must be in working condition.
drop me a pm or reply here, thanks.

can ping ip but not hostname

ayiesz — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:34:45 +0800

hi,

i've set up my solaris on x86 box
currently set with static ip

i can ping ip successfully but not hostname
what did i missed?

# ping www.google.com
ping: unknown host www.google.com

# ping 202.188.0.132
202.188.0.132 is alive

# ping 64.233.189.104
64.233.189.104 is alive

CODE

# cat /etc/hosts
#
# Internet host table
#
202.188.0.132 � Streamyx
127.0.0.1 � � � VMW-Sol

CODE

# cat /etc/resolv.conf
nameserver 202.188.0.132
nameserver 202.188.0.133
nameserver 202.188.1.5

CODE

# nslookup www.google.com
Server: cns1.tm.net.my
Address: 202.188.0.132

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: www.l.google.com
Addresses: 64.233.189.104, 64.233.189.99
Aliases: www.google.com

CODE

# cat /etc/nsswitch.conf
#
# /etc/nsswitch.files:
#
# An example file that could be copied over to /etc/nsswitch.conf; it
# does not use any naming service.
#
# "hosts:" and "services:" in this file are used only if the
# /etc/netconfig file has a "-" for nametoaddr_libs of "inet" transports.

passwd: files
group: files
hosts: files
ipnodes: files
networks: files
protocols: files
rpc: files
ethers: files
netmasks: files
bootparams: files
publickey: files
# At present there isn't a 'files' backend for netgroup; the system will
# figure it out pretty quickly, and won't use netgroups at all.
netgroup: files
automount: files
aliases: files
services: files
sendmailvars: files
printers: user files

auth_attr: files
prof_attr: files
project: files

Win XP Drivers for Presario F731AU

ayiesz — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:59:27 +0800

ok i've bought this laptop from HP online, and it's indeed was built for Vista, so there is no support from HP for XP drivers.

i've lurked around and finally found this collection of drivers on the internet. i did read some of the topics here requesting for the drivers as well, but most of them are not complete, and no further update from thread starter. so i go and dig for myself.

the original link is HERE
mind that it is in megaupload link, and we malaysian is not blessed with the unlimited port like some other countries. if u're not from malaysia feel free to use the link

i've asked for some help from my friend vorchiel to mirror the file to rapidshare

Part 1
Part 2

PLEASE do take a look at the original posting first, since i've read that there are different hardware for this laptop. i cannot confirmed that coz i had the similar with the screenshot.

go ahead and download from the rapidshare, the readme is in there.

credit and kudos to hiflyr91 from techsupportforum.com and vorchiel from lowyat.net for helping me to complete the setup.

fake cross drilled rotors

ayiesz — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:28:58 +0800

i wish i had camera at that time when i stopped at the traffic light near equine park area... we've seen fake brake caliper, fake exhaust pipe, that annoying fake jet engine sound

and now those rice up boys get new toys (or im really outdated i never knew this before)
fake cross drilled rotors. it's even gold colored very nice and smooth surfaced, looks like made from aluminum
i dont know if its fitted into the drum brake as cover or fitted onto the sport rim. but its even funnier that the rotor have no caliper at all. not even fake brembo or oem caliper. ahahaha. i really wish i had camera or decent camera phone. damnit. ~~i tried googling for pictures but cant find it.~~

ooohh finally found this http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame...llofshame7.html

japanese art show

ayiesz — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:22:25 +0800

hope this aint posted yet. if it is, just enjoy again! XD

[YOUTUBE]zYsDsEcfG0g[/YOUTUBE]

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iexplore.vbs virus

ayiesz — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:41:46 +0800

all right, this virus spread through my friend's pendrive.

i managed to kill the process using processExplorer.

i'll attached the script that i found related to the virus for mods to analyze it.
http://rapidshare.com/files/54882778/DELTA.rar.html

i've manually removed all the added script/folder/registry, but there's another one left and i can't locate it. in my local drive, except for C:\ drive, when i right click, it list:-
-Auto
-explore
-open
-search
-search

autorun.inf indicate that those line will call the script back, even after i delete it.

here's my hijackthis log

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sort music folder by date modified

ayiesz — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:07:29 +0800

sort music folder by last modified

Here's what you get if you right click in you "\My Documents\My Music" folder (usually) or any other music folder in you windows xp. No option to sort by "Last modified".

There's a workaround for that actually. Right click inside that folder, select View > Details.

Here's how it should be.

Right click on the top panel, and select "Date Modified". Done. now you can sort by Date modifed.

snapback bug

ayiesz — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:56:51 +0800

i guess, here's another bug with the latest update for "simple url"

the snapback function didn't work, at least for me using firefox

sample url:
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/384305/index...ost&pid=9629058

screenshot:

bed-a-beast

ayiesz — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:23:14 +0800

anyone know where can i get this type of bedding?

http://www.pettech.com/bed-a-beast.htm

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last time i saw it at pets wonderland, midvalley. but now its no more available. hope to find it very soon.

thx

new yahoo virus

ayiesz — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:09:56 +0800

if any of you had received a msg in your ym from anyone, giving links to
hxxp://******.farvista.net, DO NOT open it especially if you are using internet explorer.
you will get infected with a virus (sorry dont know the name yet) and it will send the same msg to all your contact list in ym.

2 new files will be created in $WINDOWS\System32\ with random name.
to delete the files, start your windows in ssafe mode, disable any random startup item that pointed to that directory above which run any random name program, find any suspicious services that are running in your task manager and select "End process tree"
then you can delete the 2 files. however, everytime you run "regedit.exe' another 2 files will be created. (the solution to this problem is yet to be found)

anyone have any idea how to clean the registry again, please do post here. thanks.

Mod note:

Live link removed. Are you trying to infect everybody?

algorithm exercise

ayiesz — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:13:17 +0800

[YOUTUBE]YhuiDjiBigs[/YOUTUBE]

damn even the ninjas are doing it