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Web Programmer. Wanted. For project.

MrPudujail — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:06:25 +0800

Name of Company:
It's a project. Not yet a company.

Role:
- Creative and technical just like me. But unlike me, s/he is able to create GREAT-looking websites!
- Maintain websites, databases, and write software scripts.
- Produce flash contents.

Remuneration:
We are applying for a RM150K grant.
Outstanding and honest performers will be handsomely rewarded.
We won't be able to pay you now, but we will generously give away the prized pie.

Requirements:
- Freelancers / part- / full-timers welcome!
- WITH 1-2 YEARS EXPERIENCE PLEASE!
- Honest, and can work with us harmonious bunch
- Programming PRO, qualification does not matter.
- Eager to learn, and eager to make a difference.
- Serious about business!

Contact Person:
Ken Chin (karaoke voice awaits you)
017-3767218

Note: We are really looking for capable people who can program well and perform necessary expansion in the future. Hours are flexible, but must be committed. We are folks who walk the talk.

[WTS] CITROEN ZX, 2.0 LITRE, FUEL-INJECTION

MrPudujail — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:58:27 +0800

Item(s): CITROEN ZX, 2.0L Fuel-Injected, 5-speed manual transmission, power window, Volcane Interior

Package includes: Car, antenna, speaker mountings, CiTROEN OEM spark-plugs, spare shock absorber, spare tyre, pristine and comfortable interior designed by Volcane®, Prudential umbrella, and a box of tissue...

Price: RM6K (best)

Warranty: Personal 3-month support (you can call me any time for technical support)

Dealing method: COD

Location of seller: PJ / Shah Alam

Contact method/details: PM or call-in 017-3767218 (Ken). Red Box singer's voice awaiting you.

Age of item:
Should be around 15 years
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Item(s) conditions:

To be very honest, the car is NOT without problems. Better I let you KNOW first:

- a small portion of the dashboard need some minor rework. Some DIY skills will do.
- the air-con is FREEZING cold (but this is normal, compressor and gas pressure checked)
- the radiator fan is quite loud. When I checked it, the muffling fabric is missing.
- wipers could need changing
- partial-powered side mirrors - not working need to adjust manually loh.
- Fuel tank: I found a small leakage at the tank. My budget solution: Do not pump in the gas to FULL tank. Half will suffice. ALTERNATIVELY, you can send this to the workshop to have the void sealed with silicon or epoxy, OR you can DIY for freeeee.
- new paint coat applied not too long ago.
- NO cats ran over. NObody died. NO accidents. Just a plain reliable car. NO other fancy accessories. No dildos too.

MY TESTS:

- JOURNEY TESTED (from KL) : Fraser's Hills peak, Genting Highlands peak, Johor Bahru, Melaka, Senawang, Senai, and around KL. Drivability is EXCELLENT. No overheating reported.
- Top-speed recorded: 191 kmph
- Maximum 2nd gear speed: 67kmph
- Braking: 6 metres @ 70kmph (NOT EFFICIENT, need to replace the brake callipers)
- Vibration: Minimal to NONE!
- Fan noise: can be very loud from the outside, but inside is very quiet

Picture:

Reason for sale:
Helping my uncle to sell.
Already he has got too many cars in his garage.
Please Re-use, Recycle, and Reduce machines - SAVE THE PLANET EARTH!

My TAKE: A RM6K high-end notebook can't take you to places and shelter you from the storm. But for the same price, this car can. And at 191 kmph, you can overtake a Vios or say 'hi' to a speeding Honda Civic. Engine & parts condition that are reliable for many more years to come, I would say this is a bargain not to be missed.

[WTR]CHINESE FEMALE 1 A PLACE IN/NEAR SRI HARTAMAS

MrPudujail — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:06:16 +0800

Umm...Hi there, I'm looking for a room to stay in Sri Hartamas (or somewhere nearby) - for 3 months that is.

Ima college student, and have nobody else with me so I need a place where it's safe, comfortable and hopefully won't be too expensive until my internship is over, that is. I may have other female frens who might want to stay over during the weekend to accompany me.

Serious tenant here - Kindly contact me Ann via my gal fren's fren hp @ 017-376 7218, TQ

NOTE: This is a borrowed account from my stupid friend, sorry yah...

[WTS] OSCILLOSCOPE for Amp / Circuit DESIGNERS

MrPudujail — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:10:11 +0800

BROCHURE: [attachmentid=782072]

Item(s): LeCroy WAVEACE™ 102 Digital Oscilloscope

IMPORTANT: This is a high-performance lab product made available exclusively to individual engineers, Audio purists and electronic hobbyists / designers. Definitely NOT FOR DUMMIES, but free training can be arranged by appointment.

The WaveAce™ 102 combines long memory, a color display, extensive measurement capabilities, advanced triggering and excellent connectivity ALL IN ONE tool for testing and debugging homemade electronic projects.

Aimed at...
Engineers, broadcast/repair engineers,
engineering companies, consumer product makers,
scientists, physicists,
audio/electronic hobbyists, audiophiles who want to ensure top performance of HiFi gears,
and wannabe inventors

...who are serious geeks looking at...
Low speed applications, affordability, portability, versatility, small compact machines, actual waveform viewing, or simply for educational sake. The most affordable analysis scope from the best brand in the industry. LeCroy, USA.

- 60 MHz (also available in 100/200/300MHz - diff price*)
- 2-channel
- 4 kpts/channel waveform memory
- 250MS/s (all channels), 500MS/s (interleaved)
- 32 Automatic Measurement Parameters
- Pass / Fail Mask
- 400V peak max input
- 5.7" LCD Color Display and intuitive user interface
- USB connectivity for PCs, Printers and Memory Sticks
- Dimensions (HWD): 154 mm x 305 mm x 133 mm
- Weight: 2.3 kg; 5 lbs.

MEASURE:
Amplitude, Average, Base, Burst Width, Cyclic RMS, + Duty Cycle, - Duty Cycle, Fall Time, Frequency, Max, Mean, Min, Peak-Peak, Period, Phase, Rise Time, RMS, Top, + Width, - Width. Plus 8 advanced parameters for edge to edge timing measurements

MATH:
Add, Subtract, Multiply, Divide, FFT (up to 1 kpts with Rectangular, Von Hann, Hamming or Blackman windows)

WAVEFORM Sequence Recorder Record and playback a sequence of up to 2500 waveforms

Package includes:
- LeCroy WaveAce™ 102 Digital Oscilloscope (fully shielded for lab environment)
- Probes x 2 (300MHz)
- Probe tips (interchangeable)
- Power Cord
- Manual + PC Software

Price: RM4,639 nett
Warranty: 3 years, product support 7-year
Dealing method: Your preferred mode of payment
Location of seller: Blk 2, Jln Tinju 13/50, Sek 13, 40675 Shah Alam, Selangor
Contact method/details: 017-376 7218 (Ken) - Kindly call for details
Stock: 10 brand new units from US factory

Picture:

CLICK FOR LECROY WaveAce™ WEBSITE

Reason for sale: To make simple circuit design / testing available to the general population, for heaven's sake!

HOW TO: Take the gal away from serious DEPRESSION?

MrPudujail — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:54:35 +0800

Guys girls guys girls guys girls....

OK, I need some serious teamwork here.
People with strong psychological insights.

I need to know what is eating people.
When a dog that is treated like a family member...
...died after a decade of strong bonding.
And the person became soooo mutha(wordnotavailablehere) depressed in life...
...she doesn't want to meet new people.

How to help / change / make this person live normally again.
I NEED CREATIVE BUT PRACTICAL IDEAS!!! URGENT!

U may use these helpful info from a book:

COPING WITH THE LOSS OF A DOG:
1. Losing a pet can be as difficult as losing any other family member.
2. Let friends/family know what ur going thru.
3. DO NOT ASSUME, though, that a new dog can replace the one you lost - dogs are individuals.
4. New dog - may or may not make situation better. It all depends on your dog's personality. Take time for good decision making.
5. An older dog might be a better choice than a rambunctious puppy.

URGENT: Girls like dogs of which kind?

MrPudujail — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:46:14 +0800

What is cute and lovable for girls?
I've decided to adopt a puppy for her but not sure of which type/breed.
Need dog expert advice here...

Thanks...

and it's URGENt!

Gifts for a left-handed gal (URGENT! B-DAY COMIN)

MrPudujail — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:26:12 +0800

My target's b-day is coming soon and I'm expecting her to receive a lot of gifts from other guys.
I discovered she's a lefty, so in a herculean attempt to standout from competition, I decided to buy a gift that is unique to her, hoping she'd know who's got the fine eye for detail.
But the problem is, there's hardly any sole distributor/seller of left-handed products I can find so far.

Any info on where to get them, guys??

Suggestion on gifts for a young, hot lefty gurl??

CALLING ALL PRODUCT DESINGNERS

MrPudujail — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:43:50 +0800

Hi to all product designers,

I want to know what is life like to be one, and if this job can be boring or not.
I aspire to become an inventor/designer so i dunno if landing a career in this field might increase my chance or not. How it's like being one?

Qualification at hand: Degree in electronics.

CALLING ALL PRODUCT DESINGNERS

MrPudujail — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:42:54 +0800

SEX FIGHT: GUY VS. GIRLS!

MrPudujail — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:28 +0800

PEOPLE,

Good news.
I have been given a once-in-a-lifetime chance to undergo a complete sex change for once in my life in Thailand (I sold off my car ady).

But before I actually lie myself down on the operation theather, I would sincerely want to think again, with the help from you forumers...to weigh the advantages/disadvantages of being a guy/girl.

Please be serious...becoz it's fcking serious.

POWERFUL KILLAH LOVE LINES THREAD (LYN OREGENAL)

MrPudujail — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:34:26 +0800

FIRST,

AS ALWAYS,

FARKUALL.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OK, mind sharing your bestest, sweetest, creativest, romanticest lines that u used to melt your love ones? Lemme begin....

"If it takes forever to get what I want,then forever is what I'll do to get it"

"You must be from the outer space coz I see stars in your eyes"

Say WOO to premaritial SEX club

MrPudujail — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:00:42 +0800

Since there are so little people talking about sex, let's open a pro sex till death do us part club.

This club is for :

the ones who enjoy being slapped by spouse with PMS
the ones who failed to get satisfaction from being laid
the ones who purposely find reasons to get laid
the ones who get laid with the same ol' person and wanna compress
steamy hawt chick / steamy hawt mui mui magnets
and no lou mou..

SITUATION IMPOSSIBLE: SI

MrPudujail — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:37:51 +0800

An immature 29-year-old guy have a crush on this innocent 18-year-old college girl.
What are the chances of success?

edit: F***, I'm receiving alot of crap from these people. I wonder if my previous sex threads propelled me to Super Stardom in CC or not.

Shoud I trade Love for Love?

MrPudujail — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:05 +0800

Firstly,

NO THANKS TO ALL U MUTHAFAKAS' ADVICE.

I'm now just a fren for this crush of mine . Now in attempt to win her heart, I decided to buy her a pet dog since she love dogs so much. Especially big and wild ones.

Question is, do u all think I should get her a dog as a gift because I am worried she might like the dog more than myself. Please give ur views/suggestions. TQ.

UNEXPECTED CRUSH ON A GIRL (WIF BF ADY)

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

BEASTIE DESIRES

MrPudujail — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:44:30 +0800

I'm getting sick of this.

Why izit so hard for us human beings to confess our feelings for the ones we love?
Why is there existence of marriage, wedding, meeting-the-parents,dating, valentine's day, and etc menial things like that to show true love?
Why must work our way thru social status, do sweet talk, read thru books of dating tips?

It's very dissimilar our behaviour compare to animals.
Take a dog for example.
He comes, he sees, he falls in love, he **** **** ** wants.
So is a kangaroo, a mouse deer, and a bloody gecko.

Just because we have very developed brains, the things we do also must be very different than animals.

Should we support the idea of free love? Let's debate on this!

Real demostration of Free Love coming up, waiting for target. Just pay close attention to this thread. CTRL+D to bookmark.

Career Choice - Lefties, come in please!

MrPudujail — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:12:22 +0800

Braders, Sistas,

I am degreed in Electronics Eng, have been working for quite some time now (2yrs in technical field)...

Seiously, thinking abt making a career change in...ahem, in this A&D section, what else?

Current job is not satisfying...everyday check wiring, check program error, troubleshoot stuffs,constant disagrement wif ppl coz alwys hv my own workable way of doing things...
90% of my working time I like to imagine stuffs and asking alot of "what-ifs" questions...
Dunno what's the real problem...
Ppl around me see me as a daydreamer,when I'm actually thinking of new/better designs/ways to do things
Feels like I landed in the wrong field...

Born a lefty, I have tendencies to do crazy/stupid things which I think suitable for design/creative field.
Try doing this in engineering field ppl will blast u wif comments and call u a ***.

I like arts. I like physics too.

Pls kindly advice me wif all ur knowledge whether I should make such bold move or not?

Urgent!
Which field do u think a lefty should choose? B4 I leap off this cliff I need to hear some good answers.

P/S: Sorry if I started this in the wrong section, but they say HALF the population of designers/artists are lefties

*bad words removed by goldfries

Creativity vs Artistry

MrPudujail — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:21:17 +0800

The general population regard graphic designers as creative people. But, at least in our country, our designers seem to be more artistic than creative (Correct me if I'm wrong, coz i'm speaking from my POV as a non-creative person).

Many ideas were churned out, but mostly are works of beautification and exaggeration. Is this what we call 'creative' too?

How DO you differentiate between artistic and creative?
Which skill is MORE $$$marketable$$$?

Does drawing a perfect life-like portrait of Mona Fendy makes the person creative??

Is our creative industry really 'creative'....or 'artistic' ??

LEFTY: To Guitar or NOT to Guitar?

MrPudujail — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:25:40 +0800

Guys...need some advice on playing guitar - the lefthanders' way that is.

The most probable reason that stops me from playing that piss of sheet is because most guitars are designed for right-handers. I hv a hard time strumming/clucking with my right hand - it just feels unnatural and underpower. No umpphf. No syiok.

As such, i give up guitar lessons easily and hence, my frens who once tried to help me think im nt interested in music which is nt true!

So, I have questions for all the music maestros (esp. lefties) here:

1) Is there any shop in Malaysia that sells left-hander guitars?
2) Are there classes that conduct left-handed guitar lessons?
3) Do u think it's worth buying a lefty guitar?
4) Am i better off playing sitar?

I hope one day I can end up in the likes of lefties Sir Paul McCartney (without b****es) and Kurt Cobain (without the shotgun).

Enchancement VS. REAL Hi-Fi

MrPudujail — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:15:15 +0800

I'm just curious to know if real audiophiles listen to music on computer with these audio enhancement software or not.

There are DFX plugin, SRS Audio sandbox, Ozone Izotope, and etc to enhance the quality of pc music. Some of which even claim to restore lost artifacts in music recordings.
The WOW effect of WMP sounds so good...sometimes i really wonder how bad the audio can sound without them. Boys at SRS did helluva great job.

The truth to best sound is.....with or without s/w enhancement??
Should a true audiophile use plugins?

Let's debate on this!

Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by MrPudujail

Web Programmer. Wanted. For project.

[WTS] CITROEN ZX, 2.0 LITRE, FUEL-INJECTION

[WTR]CHINESE FEMALE 1 A PLACE IN/NEAR SRI HARTAMAS

[WTS] **OSCILLOSCOPE** for Amp / Circuit DESIGNERS

HOW TO: Take the gal away from serious DEPRESSION?

URGENT: Girls like dogs of which kind?

Gifts for a left-handed gal (URGENT! B-DAY COMIN)

CALLING ALL PRODUCT DESINGNERS

CALLING ALL PRODUCT DESINGNERS

SEX FIGHT: GUY VS. GIRLS!

POWERFUL KILLAH LOVE LINES THREAD (LYN OREGENAL)

Say WOO to premaritial SEX club

SITUATION IMPOSSIBLE: SI

Shoud I trade Love for Love?

UNEXPECTED CRUSH ON A GIRL (WIF BF ADY)

BEASTIE DESIRES

Career Choice - Lefties, come in please!

Creativity vs Artistry

LEFTY: To Guitar or NOT to Guitar?

Enchancement VS. REAL Hi-Fi

[WTS] OSCILLOSCOPE for Amp / Circuit DESIGNERS