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-Rented Out-

kcng — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:27 +0800

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Satria's Owners Thread V14

kcng — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:55:00 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V14
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| LYN Satria Members list |

Satria 1.3/1.5/1.6

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Satria GTi

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Satria R3

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Satria Neo normal / Satria Neo CPS

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1st LYN Satria gathering photos:
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/378039/+1000

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Future Gathering Information
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Date:
Time:
Venue:

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Any new satria owner?
or
People that got new ride liao?

Let me know, i update name list.

Office Workers League V56

kcng — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:01:30 +0800

Office Workers League V56
2009 Q1 mission - Update workers list

OWL User bar 1 ~
OWL User bar 2 ~

THE CHARTER
> At Office Workers League (OWL) we strive to allow people to provide their views without fear or favour.
> Almost anything except racial and religious extremism is not allowed.
> However, to meet the PGSX18 rating of this thread, humsup talk and all that jazz is definitely welcomed...

The Corporate Ladder/Leader?

The Big Boss of OWL = beebee - The Grand Flounder

The 2nd Big Boss of OWL = Grengo01 - Dai Dai Lap Grengy

The Lovely Thread Princess = Skysherly - Killer Love Poem Pwincess

The HR Department Manager = Deadman - Barely Legal Girls "Educator" and now a phronographer

The S&M Division Director = Jazz - floats like a butterfly and stings like a lightsaber

The Ye Old Wise Man = Duke Beard - now known as Randy "Horny" Orton /_o_/

The Pictars Director = zenix His siggy rox! and his never ending supply of ~~porn~~ pics

The Financial Director aka Pinut - kcng - He makes Mr. Bean looks serious.

The Logistics Manager = ah waikor that drives people around.... call him if u need transport..1-800-Ah-Wai

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Workers aka ~~Sex~~ Slaves List

The Head of SKUriti = fr4g*st3r - Wantan Singh for Life demoted. Now selling magazine by the roadside

The SKUrity ladyboss = afro_phoebe - Promoted ahead of her sleeping-on-the-job husband

The Sexytary = bebee - No relation whatsoever with the flounder.

The Human Calculator = Kampfer - ex-Heart-Break-Kid now Hero-Bonking-Kid

The Hawt! OL = Kraly - HBK sidekick or side dish

The Rice boy = bysquashy - Has been spotted pimping at Pinoyland!

The Devil of all Devil = DevilKia - Mekiatron.... more than meets the eyes! SERIOUSLY!

The Gadget guy = sonic_cd Go! Go! Sonic XXX-BOX

The Eating Queen = t3ngt3ng aka BADAK....now nearly extinct! Last seen eating up half of Sri Kembangan

The Zookeeper = adam_lss - trying very hard to keep the BADAK from being extinct

The Sewersider = neuroticmind and ~~his~~her never ending bomb threat for increase pay

The Infernal Affairs and Gossip Manager = rourou - She likes dogs and furry stuff but I think she shaves

The Annoying Brat = max_cavalera - Suggested by Jazz

The Crab Lady = Scopio - Snip woohoo off anyone who dare cross her path

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Hard at work or hardly working? MIA/KIA List

The ONE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED = Drifter - Champion Kereta Lembu drifter

The Yau Char Gwai Seller = yewkhuay - Top Spammer 3.6% of the day, total posts 516!! <show off> now ZERO!

The Dong Dong Guy = Vin_ann - dinging & donging always....until the doorbell broke now he MIA

The Cute Hottie = Amytiang - International businesswoman or superwoman? Fly here, fly there

The Hardworking Ambitious OL = eRiCCa - Back from australia, now in KL but MIA

The Works Minister = Gladys - Was seen building 'highways' to many guys hearts

The Sexy Internal Affairs Director from 9am-5pm = siestz - Sex Affairs and Porn Director 6pm-12am

The Kenot queen = lily_ger all also kennot, beh sai, mai larkkkk...now kenot come to work

The Sesated guy? = 7chai - last seen KIA by Lord Pookeemah in a Magic The Gathering duel

The Tayar man = White Lighter - Goodyear stole him from our payroll!

<If you ain't here or want your info edited please PM someone not me>

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Yer new into working life? A seasoned semi-retired worker?

Running your own business, boss? Come bloody join us will ya?!

We need more Office Workers to register as OWL Members!

Please leave your name at the front counter...

Satria NEO CPS

kcng — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:35:34 +0800

Hi all,

I am back from the media launch of the upgraded satria neo CPS held in APAC, Subang.
The review below is totally based from my point of view.

Satria NEO CPS is only available in H-Line only.

Review of the car
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Interior:
As shown by the picture below, the interior is basically the same expect for the plastic leather seats, colour tone and also the door trim.
The meter panel is exactly like the previous NEO. No fancy design what so ever.

The new interior colour tone

The door trim

Notice the red trim?

The front seats

The rear seats

The steering wheel, notice the odd colour tone ??

The same meter panel, only difference is the colour they used for the numbering (milage, DTE, L/100km etc), previously its blue and now its orange/amber

The gear knob (Manual transmission)

Me on the test drive list:

Exterior will be posted in the next post.

Test Drive Review:
The test drive course was actually a mini auto khana course with tight turns.

Oh my, I was in for a surprise. The laggy drive-by-wire found in the previous NEO is not apparent at all in this CPS model. The throttle response was almost instant. Power delivery is smooth. Tap the throttle and go. Based on driving the car itself, the heavier weight (1212kg 1.6 MT) compared to the previous (1159kg 1.6 MT) is not apparent at all in this model.

The car just keep on going and going. You gotta test this car out for yourself and you can see the difference.
After testing the CPS neo, driving back my NEO was kinda sad because the power delivery and the throttle response of the stock standard CPS is very much better compared to my mildly modded NEO.

Power is not the main concern of the NEO CPS. It is the handling that is where the improvement can be seen.

In stock form itself, the body roll is very minimal even tho the car is being thrown around the tight corners. I dare say in stock form, the NEO CPS handles as well as as regular NEO that is done up with strut bars and all. The car is very neutral when being thrown into corners, it just goes where ever you point the steering to. Mind you, the grip is provided by stock CSC-1 rubbers in 195/50/16. If a much better rubbers is use, just imagine the potential of this car.

All in all, this has the potential to succeed Satria GTi as Malaysia next hot hatch.
The styling is spot on, the handling is spot on, and from the test drive trashing, the interior build seems spot on.
Only time will tell.
Hopefully proton get this right by minimizing QC issues with this car.

My dissapointment is that (personal view)
- no Auto folding side mirror
- no HID
- the steering wheel colour is poorly match to the leather wrapping. if you have seen it life, it looks odd seriously.
- interior space utilisation is still poor. so many empty space that can be made into compartments that can be used to store stuffs

Rented Out

kcng — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:56:26 +0800

-Rented Out-

Satria Owners Thread V13

kcng — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:11:21 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V13
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| LYN Satria Members list |

Satria 1.3/1.5/1.6/N|A/Turbo

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Satria GTi/N|A/Turbo

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Satria R3

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Satria Neo

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-done-

kcng — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:15:55 +0800

-done-

My joke corner

kcng — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:45:35 +0800

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
' Johnny !' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, a diarrhea run.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the
thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.
'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is
the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !'

P/S
You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!

Just to share

kcng — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:55:29 +0800

http://politics101malaysia.blogsome.com/category/funnies/

The cycle goes like that:

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.

Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.

Get Indonesian workers, money missing.

Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.

Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.

Call the police, the evidence goes missing,

Call the lawyers, the judge go missing.

Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing.

Call Putrajaya, The PM IS SNORING.

Satria's Owners thread V12

kcng — Fri, 23 May 2008 00:18:00 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V12
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-= Satria Owners Thread V11 =-

kcng — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:07:40 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V11
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| LYN Satria Members list |

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Satria GTi/N|A/Turbo

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Satria Neo

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Rasuah Sayang

kcng — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:34:55 +0800

[YOUTUBE]Jya2KAQfwAE[/YOUTUBE]

Japanese Name

kcng — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:17:03 +0800

Got this in my email

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1.Yg pemarah- KEJI CACIMAKI

2.Yg tak suka brg mahal- SATO SUKAMURA

3.Yg bisu- KITA TADASUARA

4.Yg suka makan tose- NANACHI HITOSE

5.Yg suka lagu blues- APO NADIKATO

6.Yg suka belajar- ASIKO ULANGKAJI

7.Yg kerap bikin ribut- WAKASI HURUHARA

8.Yg masih bujang/dara- MATIMATI TAMOKASI

9.Yg asyik berbini - ASIKO GILOBETINOKO

10.Yg gila laki - ANU LAKIMARI

A man's diary

kcng — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:49:52 +0800

Copied from my car forum

1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big d**k or a good memory.
I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :
" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth,
but it's next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a b***h and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a b***h sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the <removed> computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ",
many men still sleep with their wives.

-= LYN Satria Owners Thread V10 =-

kcng — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:46:57 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V10
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Something you dont see everyday

kcng — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:34:35 +0800

As per thread title....

Do you see this everyday?

LYN 2008 Satria/GTI/Neo/R3 Owners thread V9

kcng — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:05:44 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V8
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| LYN Satria Members list |

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Satria Neo

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Anyone missing, do let me know and i will update the list.
Thanks.

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1st LYN Satria gathering photos:
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/378039/+1000

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Rear Brakes - Which is better ?

kcng — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:53:44 +0800

Which will provide more braking power and better in the long run in terms of performance, maintenance etc....

LYN Satria/GTI/Neo/R3 Owners thread V7

kcng — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:00:50 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V7
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| LYN Satria Members list |

Satria 1.3/1.5/1.6/2.0/N|A/Turbo

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Satria GTi/N|A/Turbo

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Satria R3

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Satria Neo

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Anyone missing, do let me know and i will update the list.
Thanks.

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1st LYN Satria gathering photos:
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/378039/+1000

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Gathering Noticeboard
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Date : 16rd Dec 2007
Day : Sunday
Time : 11.00 am onwards
Venue: Putrajaya

Agenda:
11.30 am - KC, terrorist, ex660 leave subang
11.45 am - Meetup with ultima after toll
12.15 pm - Reach the venue, meetup with apache utara and have lunch, then only hunt unker fred down

List:
1) terrorist
2) kcng
3) ex660
4) ultima
5) apache_utara
6)
7)

come come

invitation is extended to all cars...

LYN Satria/GTi/Neo/R3 Owners Thread V5

kcng — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:30:26 +0800

Satria's Owners thread V4
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| LYN Satria Members list |

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Satria GTi/N|A/Turbo

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Satria Neo

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