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            <title>[None] iPhone 3G[S]</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1087653</link>
            <description>Iphones unavailable, supplier ran away =(</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones and Related Accessories</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:35:16 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] AMD Athlon 64 3000+ Processor</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1079519</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1x CPU&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heatsink and Fan&lt;br /&gt;CPU (AMD Athlon 64 3000+)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM 90&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;None&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taman Maluri, Cheras, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;012-3458624&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 Years&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Used&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coming Soon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selling old stuff.</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Full Systems, CPU, Motherboards, Casings, PSUs</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:54:56 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] KODAK M753</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1079505</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1x Camera&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2GB SDHC card&lt;br /&gt;Full set with charger&lt;br /&gt;Screen protector (already on)&lt;br /&gt;Transfer cable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM 250&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;None.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taman Malury,Cheras, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;012-3458624&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Year&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Used&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6199/dsc1062j.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8403/dsc1094.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1118/dsc1095.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/719/dsc1098.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buying DSLR</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Notebooks, PDAs &amp;amp; Cameras</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:48:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS SODIMM RAM and Processor</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1052311</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1x Processor&lt;br /&gt;1x Piece of ram&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AMD Athlon 64 3000+ Processor (Desktop)&lt;br /&gt;[SOLD] 256MB 333mhz DDR1 SODIMM(notebook only)&lt;br /&gt;512MB 533MHZ ddr2 SODIMM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ram(Originally from old ACER Laptop)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM 80 For processor&lt;br /&gt;RM 30 for RAM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COD/Skynet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheras, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;012-3458624/B.boy.bunnie@gmail.com(msn &amp;amp; e-mail) (look for Shawn)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 Years&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good,used&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will be uploaded tonight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bought 1gb RAM to replace 2 single 256MB RAM</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Memory &amp;amp; Drives</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:42:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Color Printers</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/655440</link>
            <description>I need someone to suggest a printer for me(range RM150-250)&lt;br /&gt;what and where should i get it?</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Price &amp;amp; Dealers Guide</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:46:25 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>PSP Repair</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/625725</link>
            <description>I&amp;#39;d like to know where you can get a PSP repaired(Firmware/brick)</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Price &amp;amp; Dealers Guide</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:27:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTA] JIttery HDD</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/346460</link>
            <description>Question : &lt;br /&gt;My comp kinda twitters around when i copy files to my backup HDD.&lt;br /&gt;Is my HDD dying? or is it just one of the settings problem?</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:58:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[OFFICIAL AI] by Cloud_Str V6.36B</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/344812</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Changelogs&lt;br /&gt;1. &amp;quot;-cdef&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Order all AI to defend base. Unlike the previous version, now AI WON&amp;#39;T stop defending until you ordered to do so (using &amp;quot;-catt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;-cai&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &amp;quot;-crw&amp;quot; &amp;lt;player ID&amp;gt; &amp;lt;Lane ID&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Order AI to change lane. Enter player ID (multiple IDs is separated by [,] or [;]. &amp;quot;a&amp;quot; means all allied AIs), followed by Lane ID (1=left, 2=mid, 3=right).&lt;br /&gt;Example:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;-crw 3 2&amp;quot; = order player 3 to take mid-lane&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;-crw 3,4 1&amp;quot; = order player 3 and 4 to take left-lane.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;-crw 5;4 3&amp;quot; = order player 4 and 5 to take right-lane.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;-crw a 2&amp;quot; = order all allied player to take mid-lane.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;-crw 1 2&amp;quot; = order all Sentinel player (you must be a Sentinel) to take mid-lane. Scourge&amp;#39;s ID is 7.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This function can also be given before the AI leave base for the first time (when they are &amp;quot;Choosing lane&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;Note that this function will be modified into the &amp;quot;smarter&amp;quot; version in the next AI.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &amp;quot;-catt&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;No. param version:&lt;br /&gt;Order all AI to storm forward. AI WON&amp;#39;T defend until you ordered to do so (using &amp;quot;-cdef&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;-cai&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With param: -catt &amp;lt;player ID&amp;gt; &amp;lt;target ID&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gangbang the hero with appropriate &amp;quot;target ID&amp;quot;. Note that you can only put one ID as target, but can put multiple IDs on &amp;quot;player ID&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;Note that this function will also be modified into the &amp;quot;smarter&amp;quot; version in the next AI. Also, this function will be able to gang Roshan in next version.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &amp;quot;-cai&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Enable all automatic defend/def-end functions, cancelling all effects of &amp;quot;-cdef&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;-catt&amp;quot;.&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?act=Attach&amp;type=post&amp;id=33711' target='_blank'&gt;Download from Official site&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://rapidshare.de/files/34221706/DotA_Allstars_v6.36b_AI_1.92.w3x.html' target='_blank'&gt;Download from RapidShare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Known problems:&lt;br /&gt;- As before, I cannot find the cause for the stucking bug.&lt;br /&gt;- AI&amp;#39;s Aegis in DM.&lt;br /&gt;- Vendetta didn&amp;#39;t work properly. Some ultimates are still not used.&lt;br /&gt;- movespeed... I can guarantee 100% that I don&amp;#39;t use any movespeed modifying codes in my script. And I have also searched for IceFrog&amp;#39;s, but found none. So, there should be no bug as reported recently. When you find this bug, please follow Zeheater&amp;#39;s steps:&lt;br /&gt;a. Use -ms to yourself.&lt;br /&gt;b. Use -ms to the AI you suspected.&lt;br /&gt;c. If you have more time, use -ms to all heroes in game. Only if....&lt;br /&gt;d. SAVE REPLAY&amp;#33;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Warcraft 3</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:51:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[Warning:Gross] Cinema Havoc</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/343037</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'&gt;NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Young couple in the cinema. The girl says, &amp;quot;I must have a piss. Can I squeeze past you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Why don&amp;#39;t you squat down on the floor and do it&amp;quot; says the boyfriend. &amp;quot;You&amp;#39;ll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;OK&amp;quot; she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He feels something long and hard and says, &amp;quot;Urgh&amp;#33; Have you changed your sex?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;No&amp;quot; she says &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;ve changed my mind....I&amp;#39;m having a sh*t instead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:27:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Lunatik&amp;#39;s Breakdancing Journal</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/343035</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Day 1 Sept 22 2006&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10:00 A.M - Windmill Attempt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/LunatikBunnie/17cbcf16.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 rounds, and fell over(Still trying to recover from my fever)&lt;br /&gt;Legs not straight, should&amp;#39;ve stretched more first&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9nLntbglGw' target='_blank'&gt;Click here to see it in action&amp;#33;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9:00 P.M - Training session start&lt;br /&gt;20 minutes of stretching warm ups&lt;br /&gt;12 sets of top rock.&lt;br /&gt;20 sets of windmill&lt;br /&gt;5 sets of headspins&lt;br /&gt;3 sets flare attempt&lt;br /&gt;2 set of full performing dance(toprock, 6-step , freeze)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Injuries - &lt;br /&gt;1.Right pelvic bone area, caused by bad collapsing on an unprepared windmill.&lt;br /&gt;2. Toes, knocking the ground from the headspin positions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Avoiding them? -&lt;br /&gt;Windmill - Collapse to arm first before backspinning, and the legs should swing under,not towards the ground&lt;br /&gt;Headspin - Collapse to arm first if it is hard to land on your feet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;- End of day 1 - &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Day 14&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Been a long time since i was back here =/&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;ll just prop some stuff since i&amp;#39;m free&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y58erjoccE' target='_blank'&gt;Windmilling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For turtles to handstand, lifting weights does help alot as base strength is needed to carry the body down.&lt;br /&gt;Flare attempts = 10 x 3 sets&lt;br /&gt;1990&amp;#39;s attempts = 3 x 7 sets&lt;br /&gt;Injuries = Muscle aches from failed attempts of flare, toe dislocated(fixed it myself)&lt;br /&gt;Drink more milk&amp;#33; it makes your bones strong&amp;#33; D:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;End of day 14&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Health &amp;amp; Fitness</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:20:23 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Give me a push</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342672</link>
            <description>A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it&amp;#39;s 3:30 in the morning. &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m not getting out of bed at this time,&amp;quot; he thinks, and rolls over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then a louder knock follows. &amp;quot;Aren&amp;#39;t you going to answer that?&amp;quot; says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn&amp;#39;t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Hi there,&amp;quot; slurs the stranger. &amp;quot;Can you give me a push??&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;No, get lost&amp;#33; It&amp;#39;s half past three. I was in bed,&amp;quot; says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, &amp;quot;That wasn&amp;#39;t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man&amp;#39;s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he&amp;#39;d told us to get lost?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;But the guy was drunk,&amp;quot; says the husband. &amp;quot;It doesn&amp;#39;t matter,&amp;quot; says the wife. &amp;quot;He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, &amp;quot;Hey, do you still want a push?&amp;quot; And he hears a voice cry out, &amp;quot;Yeah, please.&amp;quot; So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, &amp;quot;Where are you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the drunk replies, &amp;quot;Over here, on the swing.&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:17:50 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>New foreign student</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342659</link>
            <description>It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher said, &amp;quot;Let&amp;#39;s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said &amp;#39;Give me Liberty, or give me Death?&amp;#39;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. &amp;quot;Patrick Henry, 1775,&amp;quot; he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Very good&amp;#33; Who said &amp;#39;Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth&amp;#39;&amp;quot;? Again, no response except from Suzuki. &amp;quot;Abraham Lincoln, 1863.&amp;quot;, said Suzuki.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher snapped at the class, &amp;quot;Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.&amp;quot; He heard a loud whisper: &amp;quot;f*** the Japs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Who said that?&amp;quot; she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. &amp;quot;Lee Iacocca, 1982.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At that point, a student in the back said, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m gonna puke.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher glares and asks &amp;quot;All right&amp;#33; Now, who said that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, Suzuki says, &amp;quot;George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,&lt;br /&gt;1991.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now furious, another student yells, &amp;quot;Oh yeah? Suck this&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: &amp;quot;Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997&amp;#33;&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:53:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>You are the winner&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342651</link>
            <description>One day long ago. There was a king who gathered all the people of the land. He said if anyone could swim across the lake (with crocodiles) would have their choice of : a castle, money, or his daughters hand in marriage.&lt;br /&gt;One man jumped up and yelled &amp;quot;I can do it&amp;#33;&amp;quot; He tried and failed. Another man said &amp;quot;I can do better than that.&amp;quot; So he jumped in and didn&amp;#39;t make it either. Next the crowd heard a splash. A man swam all the way across the lake. The king asked him &amp;quot;Which one would you like? A castle, money, or my daughters&amp;#39; hand in marriage.&amp;quot; The man replied &amp;quot;I want the sorry son-of-a-b**** that pushed me in&amp;#33;&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:36:50 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Impossible to please</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342650</link>
            <description>A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: &amp;quot;For Women Only.&amp;quot; Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. &amp;quot;We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It&amp;#39;s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what&amp;#39;s inside.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: &amp;quot;All the men on this floor are short and plain.&amp;quot; The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sign on the second floor reads: &amp;quot;All the men here are short and handsome.&amp;quot; Still, this isn&amp;#39;t good enough, so the friends continue on up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They reach the third floor and the sign reads: &amp;quot;All the men here are tall and plain.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: &amp;quot;All the men here are tall and handsome.&amp;quot; The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There they find a sign that reads: &amp;quot;There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:35:48 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>An escaped gorilla</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342648</link>
            <description>As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm.&lt;br /&gt;A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;First I&amp;#39;ll climb up there with the ladder. Then I&amp;#39;ll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chihuahua will attack its private parts. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; explained the experienced gorilla retriever, &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event that once on the roof, the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog.&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Confused? Open the spoiler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('c4847abb5d1c6d1e60d87181115ad93b')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;c4847abb5d1c6d1e60d87181115ad93b&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The dog would bite his balls off if he fell off the roof&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:32:29 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Dont step on ducks&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342647</link>
            <description>Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they get there, St. Peter says, &amp;quot;We only have one rule here in heaven ... don&amp;#39;t step on the ducks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, &amp;quot;Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along come St. Peter, who doesn&amp;#39;t miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, &amp;quot;I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the guy says, &amp;quot;Well, I don&amp;#39;t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont get the joke? open the spoiler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('f62645af4a4f861b3b247453dc74d7ba')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;f62645af4a4f861b3b247453dc74d7ba&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The woman was the ugliest&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:25:03 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The magical frog</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342643</link>
            <description>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The frog said to her, &amp;quot;If you release me from this trap, I will grant You three wishes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, &amp;quot;Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish&lt;br /&gt;for, your husband will get ten times more or better&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s okay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, &amp;quot;You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman replied, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, KAZAM-she&amp;#39;s the most beautiful woman in the world&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The frog said, &amp;quot;That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s okay, because what&amp;#39;s mine is his and what&amp;#39;s his is mine.&amp;quot; So, KAZAM-she&amp;#39;s the richest woman in the world&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d like a mild heart attack.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don&amp;#39;t mess with them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Male readers: Please open the spoiler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('3990b9bb87db124d0c655ed6cef05c4f')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;3990b9bb87db124d0c655ed6cef05c4f&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they&amp;#39;re really smart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Female Readers who are still reading: This again proves that women never listen to anything.&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:13:38 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Carpet Layer</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/342639</link>
            <description>A carpet layer just finished carpeting a whole floor for an old lady and decided to go out for a smoke. Once he was out, he realised his cigarette had gone missing. He backtracks to his previous locations and finds a lump in the carpet he layered just now. &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s just a pack of cigarette&amp;quot;, he thinks. So he took a hammer and flattened the lumpy area. Then after that the old lady comes in and says,&amp;quot;Here,i found your cigarette in the kitchen. Now, if i could only find my hamster...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:00:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[Help Q] New comp gone bad?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/340454</link>
            <description>System Specs&lt;br /&gt;Socket AM-2 K9VGM-V [Motherboard]&lt;br /&gt;AMD Athlon 64 3000+ [Processor]&lt;br /&gt;NVidia GEforce 7300GS PCi-E 128MB DDR3[Graphic Card]&lt;br /&gt;Kingston 512MB 667Mhz [Physical RAM]&lt;br /&gt;1024MB Virtual RAM [PageFile]&lt;br /&gt;Maxtor 40GB HDD [Hard Disk Primary]&lt;br /&gt;Seagate 40GB HDD [Hard Disk Secondary]&lt;br /&gt;Windows XP HOME SP2 [Fully updated OS]&lt;br /&gt;Basic 20-pin power supply [Comes with casing(ayam brand?)]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Workspace condition&lt;br /&gt;22 Degrees room air-conditioning&lt;br /&gt;Closed room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Problem&lt;br /&gt;Computer restarts randomly, and when it reboots to windows, gets at least 3-4 System Error reports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tried&lt;br /&gt;Relocating the HDD(Since they were really heating up on top of each other)&lt;br /&gt;Open-casing to relief heat stress&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any solutions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit : New problem found&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m not sure if this matters, but the sockets on the motherboard has like, 2 more columts that the power supply DID NOT have to plug in... i think it&amp;#39;s 20-pin puwer supply attached to a 24-pin socket</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:06:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Woes and requests for the new AI from Cloud</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/340421</link>
            <description>did some skimming at the forums of the Dota-Allstars forum. From what i&amp;#39;ve gathered... The new 6.36 will be out within a month from now&amp;#33; D:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quotes from Cloud_str&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Who asked for 6.36b AI? I&amp;#39;ll grant your wish in around 1 month. smile.gif (but not kidding). For this, thank IceFrog, since it is his wish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Command list for 1.90b:&lt;br /&gt;-cdef -cmove -cre (only 3, will be more on next version)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AI cannot gangbang yet. Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;And I NEVER add functions for AI for extra mana regen, less cooldown, increased movespeed, IAS, extra bash/critical probability, etc. I guarantee it. If it happens again, send me a replay (although I don&amp;#39;t know how to fix it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.90b only fixed minor bugs, so it should not be more laggy than 1.90.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The DM name is not a bug; I didn&amp;#39;t put a code to change it. But since many have asked, you&amp;#39;ll got it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another info: AI&amp;#39;s XP and gold bonus:&lt;br /&gt;Easy: 135% XP + 100% regular gold (for each 8 seconds)&lt;br /&gt;Normal: 180% XP + 150% regular gold&lt;br /&gt;Insane: 200% XP + 200% regular gold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it is defaultly applied. -sa cannot increase these bonuses anymore. Pawning bonus is not increased.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who says &amp;quot;The bonus made me crazy&amp;quot;: what difficulty are you in? Try a weaker difficulty. I cannot decrease the bonus, or else those experienced players can slay AIs very easily.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember. The difficulty is made on purpose; Easy for beginners, Insane for experts.&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>LunatikBunnie</author>
            <category>Warcraft 3</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:04:41 +0800</pubDate>
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