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What kids in UK think

sangrenab — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:43:57 +0800

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Horny cock

sangrenab — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:02:26 +0800

Love Machine Elvis needs new birds after wearing out harem of hens

A cockerel with an eye for the ladies is looking for a new hen harem after his bird died of exhaustion due to his constant mating demands.

Elvis lived up to one of his namesake's hits The Love Machine after his hen Berol had to be put to sleep because she was left All Shook Up by his demands.

The strutting bird used to have a flock of four hens vying for his attention but after three died he was left with only Berol to keep his libido satisfied.
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Strutting cockerel: Elvis with his owner Katherine Cooke who is being forced to re-home him after he wore out his female mates

Now Elvis's owner Katherine Cooke is looking for a new home and harem for the one-year-old cockerel.

Mrs Cooke, 32, works as a nurse at Buckley House veterinary surgery in Hucknall, Nottinghamshire.

She said: 'Elvis is a young, fit cockerel and he wants what all cockerels want, a new harem - a new group of ladies.

'He very handsome and is a stereotypical cockerel like the one off the Kellogg's boxes.

'He is quite the bachelor and like most cockerels is quite a horny little thing.

'He has had a troubled life.

'He used to live with four lady friends but unfortunately rats got in to their coop one night and there was a mass murder and three of them died.

'Berol was certainly then the centre of his attention and perhaps she became a little bit sex-pested."

Elvis is currently kept in a coop at a horse's stables owned by Mrs Cooke in nearby Ravenshead.

She said: 'Elvis is very, very noisy. I want to try and find a new home but it's quite difficult because I don't want him to get an Asbo.'

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WTB Benefit's used Benetint bottle

sangrenab — Sat, 09 May 2009 13:39:08 +0800

Hello peeps, need help here. I accidentally broke my Benetint's bottle cap, and now its inconvenient for me to bring it around as I might spill the precious red liquid in my precious bags

Now, will any of you good ladies sell me your used Benetint bottle? I just need one. And please, affordable price range only (or I won't mind if its free too! ) I'll bear the postage cost.

Thanks in advance!!

WTF Chi Machine

sangrenab — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:39:09 +0800

Hey guys, need huge help here. I want to get my parents a Chi Machine. But I have no idea whether Malaysia sells this thing. We used to owe one way back, but that time my dad bought it from abroad (I think). And the machine is no longer working now. So, if there is anyone selling this machine, or knows where to get one, do leave a message. Thank you!

Pet Extreme Love Treatment

sangrenab — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:15:51 +0800

Our family loved cats, especially my dad. Our current furball adik is a fat black and white male tabby, conveniently named after the famous cookie OREO. But I like to call him as the Cat because it ticks my dad off hehehe

So here is the story:

I was watching TV one day when the Cat came suddenly and started meow-ing at me like crazy. Knowing that he just had his meals and the front door is already wide open for his convenience, I suspected that the Cat is just being mengada-ngada. So I just gave him the cold shoulder.

Then I guess he could sensed that I was ignoring him so he went away and guess what, he returned back to the living room with my dad in tow!

Honestly, until to this day, I could not believed what happened next.

My dad actually kicked me out from the sofa I was sitting because he told me that the Cat wanted to sleep there!!!

I was like...

Kesian kan aku? My dad loved the Cat more than me! (well, he said that the Cat tak menjawab balik bila kena marah haha!)

So anyway, you guys ever encountered or experience or even did this kind of extreme love treatment to your pets?

Lets share your stories here!