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Spesel thred for Roneryroad

Yuka Yuka — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:43:18 +0800

I know u veli sad now i iz so soli man tersalah baca mistake mistake lol no hard feelings

errr... Lol?

Yuka Yuka — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:23:00 +0800

luv all trolls muaks

The day you dare to play Russian Roulette

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:35 +0800

is the day you....... ?

Boycott

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:01:58 +0800

Boycott this boycott that. Every time I hear people wanna boycott something I cannot understand. This boycott method work meh?

Boycott friends got la.. boycott jewish/american products?

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example...

I think as a Malaysian we should all

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:47:27 +0800

learn the languages most widely used in this country which are Bahasa Melayu, Mandarin and Tamil. As well as English of course.

If wanna achieve 1malaysia concept, I see no other better way than to educate all Malaysians to speak in all 3 languages. Only then can we change the mindset of the kuno people. Everyday I see in schools, universities, workplace etc etc chinese hang out with chinese. Malays hang out with malays. Likewise for indians. Except in places like KL or maybe some others where everyone is well-versed in English and they can communicate at ease.

The main problem why racial tension is high in this country, politics aside, is the language barrier. Isn't it?

Double Yew Tee Eff

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:20:35 +0800

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I know you'll love it.

How to improve body reaction time

Yuka Yuka — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:39:00 +0800

Say for example you saw something coming at you. Your eyes caught it coming, your brain tells you you should evade it, but your body just freezes. Not enough time for the body to react?

How do we improve our body reaction time?

REAL man don't wear contact lenses

Yuka Yuka — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:30:17 +0800

REAL MAN DON'T WEAR CONTACT LENSES

I HATE SISSIES

Do baby cries every night really drive you crazy?

Yuka Yuka — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:54:12 +0800

You know how baby cry at every little thing. When they poop, pee or feel hungry, full, horny or just for the lulz. I think the psychological effect must be huge since you don't get to sleep well every night. Must be really really stressful. I think mothers can cope with this period better as they are the ones who pop these devils out so definitely they will have a greater feel of attachment to them. Fathers on the other hand will proly go crazy liek the dude who just killed his 2yo daughter.

How do you cope with this insanity? it could even destroy your marriage I suppose

Me avatar is the most evolved one

Yuka Yuka — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:07:48 +0800

Original nikola tesla >>> terminator >>> vendetta >>> UNKER!!!

missed the cicak fever BRADAAAA

anybody's avatar went through more evolutions? I think twhg comes close

If a man came to you and asked for RM1

Yuka Yuka — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:57:53 +0800

I kena banyak kali liao.

They always start conversation with "Abang! Abang! jangan risau saya tentera/dari Sg Buloh/tak berniat jahat ni/etc etc..."

and then will give rather ridiculous reasons to borrow money like "beg duit saya dah hilang/I tak cukup minyak balik Sg Buloh/etc etc..."

and then will ask for very very small amount of money... one or two ringgit (the sg buloh one ask for 2 ringgit)

Now, I really got the urge to help (apatah lagi satu ringgit je) but I got bad experiences with helping ppl until kena rompak lol. I keep thinking they may be asking for 1 ringgit only but I still have to take my wallet out and that might be their main intention. If i have 1 ringgit in my pocket most probably I would give it if not I'll just suggest them to ask from someone else (nearby, I point the person for them samo lol)

and just apologize with a cool-face.

do you think I'm doing it right?

My sister upsr get 7a

Yuka Yuka — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:22:04 +0800

I wish I could

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but of course I don't hit women. How do I release this stress.

*my upsr dapat 4 only

Me female fren texted me ytd

Yuka Yuka — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:54:05 +0800

QUOTE

"What the f***. I said *bf name* is not funny den he say I hurt his self esteem and he cried. I dunno if I should laugh or cry."

lololol I dunno if I shud laugh or cry too.

I don't understand guys who are that soft. I'm just glad my dad's one hell of a monster and it made me into a better man. a REAL man. Thank God.

Regarding weird gambling habits

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:07:56 +0800

Main purpose of gambling = win more money, go home happy. Agree? except gambling with family during CNY la

Good now I wanna ask: why ppl gamble they dun satu kali sai lang?

say you bring RM50 and you plan to use it to gamble. why many ppl like to gamble small small for many many rounds instead of one time RM50? The chances of winning money if you gamble small and slow is near to zero. Especially in controlled places like casino.

but if you bet big big and win liao still wan gamble, that's another question. the main point is do you agree that it's weird ppl like to gamble like tat? very fun ga losing money?

My dad's gf trying to seduce me?

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:59:19 +0800

Ok just kidding.

DISCLAIMER: I don't have a blog. So I will shat all ma brix here.

It's as if she loves wearing see-thru clothes. Half of the shirts she wears are see-thru. And when she does you can see clearly the colour, type and brand of bra she's wearing. It's as if she's just wearing a bra.

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As a growing man with grown bulu down there, some times it's pretty hard not to look. It's my dad's gf ffs, but no harm done as long as I don't rape her eh

The drill you've been fapping for

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oh btw she loves wearing very short pants too. Let's just pray I'll get myself a gf ~~to release all the accumulated sperm~~ asap.

LAWD MAI EYESSSSSSSSSSS

Yuka Yuka — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:08:41 +0800

THEY'RE SO... SO... SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was strollng thru footytube.com when...

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:04:20 +0800

I found another jawdropper.

tarpsos

she is so... so... beautiful.

I know it's proly another seriousekitteh but the picture is MMMMMMMMMMMMM

I know many of you regret studying/working

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:29:11 +0800

Me too. Studying engineering but real interest is in psychology-related stuffs. Kinda regret that I didn't pick psychology at the start. I would be a great mind reader if I did

how bout u guys

Opinions are like buttholes

Yuka Yuka — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:04:29 +0800

your opinions thank you

Where is myky?

Yuka Yuka — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:31:11 +0800

he said gonna fly 180km/hr back home this 1am and take drill oso. Where he?