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            <title>XCM XFPS 4.0 Force Adapter for Sony&amp;#39;s PS3 Arrives</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1225929</link>
            <description>This things really cool&amp;#33; this XFPS device can emulate almost all mouse and keyboard to be used on your PS3 and they claim that the mouse response and movement quite fast and aiming using the mouse much better. Some of the features which this thing provides:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Connect PS/2 or USB mouse &amp;amp; keyboard to your PS3.&lt;br /&gt;• Compatible with all mice and keyboards.&lt;br /&gt;• Accuracy in aiming and fast response while playing shooting game.&lt;br /&gt;• Easy to map all PS3 controller keys to keyboard and mouse via PC by XCM software.&lt;br /&gt;• When using with our new coming product (Magic Link), the remote player can help you to pass the game level via the internet from his PC.&lt;br /&gt;• 3 levels of auto-fire functionality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7307/img17507.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listed price is USD89.90 (RM307) which is around FragFX price. So, waiting for some review and feedback on the net... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.ps3news.com/PlayStation-3/xcm-xfps-4-0-force-adapter-for-sonys-ps3-arrives/' target='_blank'&gt;sos tomato&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Playstation</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:06:21 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>SplitFish to Launch PS3 Controller</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1133021</link>
            <description>&lt;img src='http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1083/img15229.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('36e0cea329b7c2a940335ad264d7096f')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;36e0cea329b7c2a940335ad264d7096f&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Press Release: Zurich, Switzerland, Edmonton, AB-Aug 14, 2009 - It is confirmed – SplitFish Gameware Ltd., will show attendees at Gamescom (Aug. 19-23, 2009 at the Koelnmesse Trade Fair Grounds) the latest additions to its line of innovative controllers for PlayStation®3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new controllers are part of SplitFish&amp;#39;s brand-new Frevolution X System to be available worldwide in fall 2009. World dominating Pro Gamer, zDD (Dennis Dozier) will be on hand for some friendly FRAG AND CONQUER tips and tricks demonstrations on the awesome new DUAL SFX FRAGPRO as well as its rival twin – the revolutionary DUAL SFX EVOLUTION.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both the new WIRELESS DUAL SFX FRAG PRO and the DUAL SFX EVOLUTION controllers will be on display at the SplitFish booth at Gamescom, Hall 4.2, Corridor F/Booth Number 43 and Corridor G/Booth Number 44. Distributors, and Retailers interested in scheduling an appointment with Splitfish should email International Sales Director Peter Ruf at Peter@splitfish.com. Members of the media can contact: alexander.wilhelm@azzoo.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These TWO new universally compatible PS3 / PC controllers are the first to be released from the SPLITFISH FREVOLUTIONX wireless series. In addition to a dominating FPS weapon with the DUAL SFX FRAGPRO, Splitfish expands on their FPS development tradition and will be giving a FIRST EVER presentation of their newest controller – the DUAL SFX EVOLUTION – made specifically for fan favourites like FIFA, MADDEN and LITTLE BIG PLANET.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The DUAL SFX EVOLUTION is a revolutionary, wireless, upgradable, two part, FREVO - adjustable analog stick controller that promises a superior new level of intuitive experience for console gamers. The fully featured controller gives all the best analog stick controllers can offer PLUS it provides two hand freedom and assignable dual independent wireless motion for sixaxis or analog stick emulation as well as “wrist flick” button triggering. No other controller provides Sports and other Action game title fans this level of enhanced, intuitive, performance capabilities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The DUAL FX FRAG PRO brings all the best of the critically acclaimed FRAGFXv2 mouse gaming design in a DUAL WIRELESS COMBO. The new controller showcases a 2000dpi customized gaming mouse and FREVO “Fragchuck” and together they function as a full featured wireless PS3 and PC gaming controller with programmable button configurations and adjustable mouse aiming that provides unprecedented levels of accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The FRAG PRO improves upon the tremendously popular FragFX, adding a dual wireless system to the intuitive controller. The ergonomic laser mouse provides PClike accuracy and easy PS Home navigation, while the left-hand grip provides full SixAxis motion control and a whole slew of customization functions and other special performance features.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pre-orders will be available at WWW.SPLITFISH.COM&lt;br /&gt;For more information on the Dual SFX Frag Pro and other SplitFish developments, please visit www.splitfish.com.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About SplitFish&lt;br /&gt;SplitFish is a developer of original patent pending video game hardware technologies that include the FragFX controller, EyeFX 3D Adapter, EdgeFX Controller, MotionFX Tiltsensing Adapter, GlideFX Trackball Controller, and the DualFX Laser Gun. More information is available on the company Web site: &lt;a href='http://www.splitfish.com' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.splitfish.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SplitFish Ltd., Langmauerstrasse 70, CH-8006 Zürich - Switzerland&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOS : &lt;a href='http://www.ps3news.com/PlayStation-3/splitfish-dual-sfx-fragpro-dual-sfx-evolution-at-gamescom/' target='_blank'&gt;PS3 NEWS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet another super fancy controller for PS3 especially for FPS gamers. Definitely better than Frag FX but why can&amp;#39;t they make re-use keyboard and mouse as what Epic Games did for UT2K3?  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Playstation</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:47:36 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] FIFA09</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1106642</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;1) FIFA 09 (R3) - &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;RM50&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Condition: &lt;/b&gt;100% NO scratches or cracks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Office hour&lt;/span&gt; : Mid Valley. &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weekend&lt;/span&gt; : Shah Alam, Klang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Method:&lt;/b&gt; Strictly COD. First Come, First Serve basis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason:&lt;/b&gt; Funding for other games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact:&lt;/b&gt; PM / SMS 012.3855141&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Games</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:09:09 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] Motorstorm 2 Pacific Rift</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1103617</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Motorstorm 2 - Pacific Rift&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;SOLD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Games</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:30:24 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTB] Call Of Duty</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1092607</link>
            <description>I am looking for used PS3 games for the following title:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Call Of Duty 4 (R1/R3)&lt;br /&gt;- Call Of Duty 5 (R1/R3)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please offer me your price. Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prefer COD around PJ or Klang or Mid Valley.</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Games</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:51:08 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] PS3 Games (used)</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1088496</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;WTS - Used PS3 games in great conditions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- NFS Carbon (&lt;b&gt;R4&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;SOLD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- FIFA 08 (&lt;b&gt;R4&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;SOLD to &lt;b&gt;st181282&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Assassin Creed (&lt;b&gt;R3&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;SOLD to &lt;b&gt;RCrex&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Ninja Gaiden Sigma (&lt;b&gt;R3&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;SOLD to &lt;b&gt;ghozt &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Virtua Tennis 3 (&lt;b&gt;R1&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Sold to &lt;b&gt;RCrex&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Soul Calibur 4 (&lt;b&gt;R3&lt;/b&gt;) - &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Sold to &lt;b&gt;RCrex&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Devil May Cry 4 (&lt;b&gt;R3&lt;/b&gt;)- &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Sold to &lt;b&gt;RCrex&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Winning Eleven 2009 (&lt;b&gt;R3&lt;/b&gt;)- &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;SOLD to &lt;b&gt;st181282&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Condition: &lt;/b&gt;100% NO scratches or cracks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Office hour&lt;/span&gt; : Mid Valley or Menara Maybank KL. &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Weekend&lt;/span&gt; : Klang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Method:&lt;/b&gt; Strictly COD. First Come, First Serve basis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason:&lt;/b&gt; Finished playing. Funding for other games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact:&lt;/b&gt; PM / SMS 012.3855141&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]July 9, 2009, 1:23 pm[/addedon]Trading games is acceptable.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Games</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:43:50 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Citirx Trainer Wanted&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/799943</link>
            <description>I am looking for Citrix expert or freelancer who expert in Citrix to conduct a training for 3 person from 15/10 - 15/11. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ILT (5 days) Citrix Presentation Server 4.53&lt;br /&gt;ILT (2 days)Citrix Access Essentials 1.03 &lt;br /&gt;ILT (2 days)Citrix Password Manager 4.53 &lt;br /&gt;ILT (3 days)Citrix Access Gateway 4.53 &lt;br /&gt;ILT (3 days)Citrix Access Suite 4.03 &lt;br /&gt;ILT (3 days)Citrix NetScaler3 &lt;br /&gt;ILT (3 days)Citrix Application Firewall3&lt;br /&gt;ILT (1 day)Citrix EdgeSight3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please PM me if you interested or you can recommend me anyone you know who really expert in Citrix. The pay for the entire course is around RM700/day.</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Job Enlistments</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:18:43 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Who owns Who..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/662363</link>
            <description>&lt;img src='http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/621/automs7.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure whether this is reliable info or not. Taken from &lt;a href='http://www.techamok.com' target='_blank'&gt;TechAmok&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edit: fixed the link.</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:57:41 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>andLinux</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/641576</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://www.andlinux.org/' target='_blank'&gt;andlinux&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;andLinux is a complete Ubuntu Linux system running seamlessly in Windows 2000 based systems (2000, XP, 2003, Vista; 32-bit versions only). This project was started for Dynamism for the GP2X community, but its userbase far exceeds its original design. andLinux is free and will remain so, but donations are greatly needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;andLinux uses coLinux as its core which is confusing for many people. coLinux is a port of the Linux kernel to Windows. Although this technology is a bit like running Linux in a virtual machine, coLinux differs itself by being more of a merger of Windows and the Linux kernel and not an emulated PC, making it more efficient. Xming is used as X server and PulseAudio as sound server.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;andLinux is not just for development and runs almost all Linux applications without modification.&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Screenshot&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://andlinux.sf.net/screenshots/screenshot.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://andlinux.sf.net/screenshots/kmenu.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://andlinux.sf.net/screenshots/explorer1.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('21b5cfd3f7d52d6ae16f0a0c2fd570e3')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;21b5cfd3f7d52d6ae16f0a0c2fd570e3&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;img src='http://andlinux.sourceforge.net/screenshots/userpics-01.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Latest Updates</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:50:58 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>THIS IS GOOD-BUYING IN CHINA</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/619256</link>
            <description>A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, &amp;#39;What would happen if this does not work?&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, &amp;#39;GUARANTEE NO SPOILT&amp;#39;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The shopkeeper then said, &amp;#39;Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.&amp;#39;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>30% Merdeka discount for traffic summons</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/512256</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'&gt;30% Merdeka discount for traffic summons&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The traffic department of the Royal Malaysian Police will be giving a 30% discount on summons in conjuction with the upcoming 50th Merdeka celebrations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;The Merdeka offer of 30% on summons will start from 30th - 31st Aug, and more surprises will be announced later for 1st &amp;amp; 2nd September 2007. The nation can pay their summons at the traffic summons payment kiosk at Hall 4, PWTC during the 50th Merdeka Expo,&quot; said DSP Zainal bin Abdul Hamid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source : &lt;a href='http://paultan.org/archives/2007/08/28/30-merdeka-discount-for-traffic-summons/' target='_blank'&gt;http://paultan.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shoud make it 50% as it is our 50th Merdeka day...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:46:44 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Original Japanese Name Generator</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/512229</link>
            <description>Do your ever guess whats your name in Japanese is? Wait no more, click the link below and share with us your name in Japanese. Quite fun though..  &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/721' target='_blank'&gt;The Original Japanese Name Generator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me start first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Binary = &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Akinari Ebina&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Real name = &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Norihide Ninomiya&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P/S:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember to choose the right option according to your gender:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Bishoujo = female&lt;br /&gt;*Bishounen = male&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*As to avoid further confusion, the above terms used for male and female are not a direct translation. Bishoujo means &amp;#39;pretty girl&amp;#39; and Bishounen means &amp;#39;pretty/cute boy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have fun&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:58:05 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Turn Yourself Into a Simpsons Character</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/491279</link>
            <description>Go to &lt;a href='http://www.simpsonizeme.com/index.php#' target='_blank'&gt;simpsonizeme.com&lt;/a&gt;, upload a photo of yourself and the application analyzes your face, turning you into an honorary Springfield resident.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some tips for you:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The site is under a heavy load, so if you keep getting errors, try again.&lt;br /&gt;2. Your picture needs to be at least 640x480, but bigger is better. Go for 800x600 to be safe.&lt;br /&gt;3. 72dpi is OK, but again: bigger is better.&lt;br /&gt;4. Straight-on head shots are all that seem to work. If you get errors, go into Photoshop and pump up the contrast settings. The more, the better.&lt;br /&gt;5. While in Photoshop, removing any random items behind your head will also improve your results, especially if they have a lot of texture. A white wall works, but things like bricks, trees and skylines need to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;a href='http://blog.wired.com/monkeybites/2007/07/make-yourself-i.html' target='_blank'&gt;blog.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is my simpsonize pic  &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=264522]</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:36:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Transformer name generator</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/486445</link>
            <description>Found a cool game called Transformer Name generator. Just type your name inside the box and see the result. Here is mine  &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=260090]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Decepticon - Cyberfrost  ...hmm.. prefer Autobots...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:flex:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/flex.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flex.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the link &lt;a href='http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/activities/transformers/namegenerator/' target='_blank'&gt;Transformers Cybertron Name Generator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: Sorry, forgot to put the link. Thanks to Vanquish  &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:01:08 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Cracked LCD Screen Prank</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/485854</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://view.break.com/327436' target='_blank'&gt;http://view.break.com/327436&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:45:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/485358</link>
            <description>Just got this from my email... quite funny..  &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I&amp;#39;ve always called CITIBANK SHITIBANK... So here goes...It&amp;#39;s all &lt;br /&gt;about money for CitiBank Credit Cards whenyou die...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is too funny&amp;#33; It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Be sure and cancel yourcredit&lt;br /&gt;cards before you die.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is...My Aunt died this past January.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Citibank billed her   for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and&lt;br /&gt;then added late feesand interest on the monthly charge... the balance &lt;br /&gt;hadbeen &amp;#036;0.00... Now it was somewhere around &amp;#036;60.00. Iplaced the following&lt;br /&gt;phone call to CitiBank: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;I am calling to tell you that she died  in   January.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;The account was never closed and the latefees and charges still apply.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Maybe, you should turn it over to collections&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;So,  what will they do when they find out she isdead?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe   both&amp;#33;&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Do you think God will be mad at her?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;...excuse me...?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Did you just get what I was telling you... the part about her being dead?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Sir, you&amp;#39;ll have to speak to my  supervisor&amp;#33;&amp;quot;(Supervisor gets on the phone) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m calling to tell you, she died in January.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;The account was never closed and the late   fees and charges still apply.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;You mean you want to collect from her  estate?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;.....(stammer)&amp;quot; &amp;quot;.... Are you her lawyer?&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;No, I&amp;#39;m  her great nephew.&amp;quot; (Lawyer info given... ) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Could you fax us a certificate of death?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Sure.&amp;quot;(Fax number is given)(After they get the  fax.)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Our system just isn&amp;#39;t setup for death&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me:  &amp;quot;Oh...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t know what more I can do to help..&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Well... if you figure it out, great&amp;#33; If not, you could just keep billing her... I  suppose... Don&amp;#39;t really think she will care...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Well... the late  fees and charges do stillapply.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Would you like her new billing address?&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;That might help.&amp;quot; Me: &amp;quot; Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery (North South Highwayand plot number given.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Sir, that&amp;#39;s a   cemetery&amp;#33;&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;What do you do with dead people on your planet?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 13:55:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Office Pranks...</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/479939</link>
            <description>More...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/550981492_0ffbce3b90.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/550709382_7bd9897556.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/550709482_d3d419e00f.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/456041906_a1a945c58a.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/551074395_352533b080.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/550817496_d7c09488d6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/551074639_19c9691f8f.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/240/550817816_8dbbc9ebc3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/244/551074843_101f80d65f.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/551074959_2253a14e3f.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:55:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>IBM Unleashes World&amp;#39;s Fastest Proc.....</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/461273</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;While Intel and AMD continue to duke it out on the CPU front, the guys at IBM have unveiled a new dual-core processor that can hit &lt;b&gt;4.7GHz &lt;/b&gt;without sucking up so much power. To be more exact, the &lt;b&gt;Power6 has just two cores&lt;/b&gt;, but both of them run at a blistering 4.7GHz - 2.5 times faster than the speediest Power5+ processor. The Power6 also has double the bandwidth and over four times as much cache as the Power5+. Because the Power6 is based on 65nm silicon-on-insulator process technology, IBM boasts the new chip &amp;quot;doubles the speed of the previous generation POWER5 while using nearly the same amount of electricity to run and cool it.&amp;quot; To accommodate its new hotness, IBM has also introduced a new server: the System p 570. According to IBM, this machine &amp;quot;claims the No.1 spots in the four most widely used performance benchmarks for Unix servers - SPECint2006, SPECfp2006, SPECjbb2005 and TPC-C&amp;quot;-a first for a single system. Perhaps someone at Apple right now is smacking their forehead as they yell out &amp;quot;doh&amp;#33;&amp;quot; :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quoted from : &lt;a href='http://www.techamok.com/?pid=2697' target='_blank'&gt;TechAmok&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More Info here : &lt;a href='http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/21580.wss' target='_blank'&gt;IBM Press Room&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm.. IBM did it again. I wonder if Intel or AMD could do such thing to come out with super proc like this. Solute IBM...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Hardware</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 09:04:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>8-Core Intel Xeon &amp;#39;V8&amp;quot; Sneak Peek</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/448287</link>
            <description>8-Core Intel Xeon &amp;#39;V8&amp;#39; Sneak Peek - Dual Quads - The Processor Arithmetic and Multimedia benchmark &lt;a href='http://www.hothardware.com/News/8Core_Intel_Xeon_V8_Test_Rig__Sneak_Peek/' target='_blank'&gt;scores are more than double those of a Core 2 Duo QX6800&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;If you flip through the SiSoft SANDRA screenshots above you see just how much raw horsepower is lurking under this rig&amp;#39;s hood. The Processor Arithmetic and Multimedia benchmark scores are more than double those of a Core 2 Duo QX6800.  And the Memory Bandwidth benchmark reported maximum bandwidth scores in the neighborhood of 4GB/s, which is low by today&amp;#39;s standards and about 1GB/s off the mark set by the QX6800. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We also ran a default 3DMark06 test and a multi-threaded Cinebench v9.5 benchmark on this rig and were thoroughly impressed. The overall 3Dmark06 score was 13,002 (SM2.0=5,104 / HDR &amp;amp; SM3.0=4,932); the CPU score was 6,556 - almost 500 points higher than the rig Intel was showing off at CES.  And the rig completed the Cinebench rendering pass in only 10 seconds, which is about 4-5 seconds faster then a quad-core Core 2 Extreme QX6800. &lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source : &lt;a href='http://www.hothardware.com/News/8Core_Intel_Xeon_V8_Test_Rig__Sneak_Peek/' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.hothardware.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Hardware</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:55:27 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Advantage of Being an ARAB</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/319573</link>
            <description>An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day, he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can&amp;#39;t plant potatoes in my garden.&lt;br /&gt;I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Beloved father, please don&amp;#39;t touch the garden. That is where I have hidden the THING.&amp;#39; I love you, too, Ahmed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn&amp;#39;t find anything. Dissappointed, they left the house. The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your      potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>binary</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:30:15 +0800</pubDate>
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