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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by wenjie86</title>
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            <title>&amp;#39;m not saying anything&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1203216</link>
            <description>The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And she was somewhat upset. &amp;#39;You are a disrespectful pig&amp;#33;&amp;#39; she cried. &amp;#39;How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m leaving you. I want a divorce right away&amp;#33;&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the husband replied, &amp;#39;Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;‘If you must,&amp;#39; she sobbed,&amp;#39; but they&amp;#39;ll be the last words you&amp;#39;ll say to me&amp;#33;&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the husband began -- &amp;#39;Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I notice d that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn&amp;#39;t eaten for three days. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn&amp;#39;t eat because you&amp;#39;re afraid you&amp;#39;ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don&amp;#39;t wear because you say they are too tight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don&amp;#39;t wear because I don&amp;#39;t have good taste. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don&amp;#39;t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don&amp;#39;t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband took a quick breath and continued - &amp;#39;She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#39;Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn&amp;#39;t use?&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:47:26 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Some Lame Joke..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1199157</link>
            <description>A white cat accidentally fall into the water.&lt;br /&gt;A passing black cat helped the white cat to get out of the water.&lt;br /&gt;Once the white cat came from the water.&lt;br /&gt;Guess what the white cat say to the black cat?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('307519543134f5c3073155e01aa03f1c')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;307519543134f5c3073155e01aa03f1c&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt; Meow..... &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are 26 Alphabet. If E T run away from the 26 alphabet group, how many alphabet left ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('6dfcb86d9899ee36ee305e9acc1a118a')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;6dfcb86d9899ee36ee305e9acc1a118a&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt; 21 &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;because&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('2968f4bdc1bc6bb67b6679a55e97e9e5')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;2968f4bdc1bc6bb67b6679a55e97e9e5&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt; ET drive UFO away &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:58:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Shared Services Company  - Position Open</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1181433</link>
            <description>We are now hiring Senior Specialists, Specialists and Business Process Associates in:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Claims&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Underwriting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Group Insurance – Policy Member Maintenance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Group Insurance – Claims&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Policy Owner Servicing (POS)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Name of Company:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will informed you through Phone Interview or PM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Role:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Claims&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Underwriting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Group Insurance – Policy Member Maintenance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Group Insurance – Claims&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;·        Policy Owner Servicing (POS)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Remuneration:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Basic Salary will be based on experience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Requirements:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Degree in related field. Fresh Graduate encourage to apply&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact Person:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;0166001027&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P/S : The Above position will be based in Cyberjaya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may send your resume to me&lt;br /&gt;wenjie86@gmail.com</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Job Enlistments</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:42:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>What should i do now.. haiz..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1128900</link>
            <description>As per title... What should i do  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; ? &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:02:52 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTB]2nd Myvi Original Rim or 14&amp;#39;&amp;#39; Rims</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1109998</link>
            <description>Hi All,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to find and buy the following item. Kindly offer me &lt;!--emo&amp;:)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P/s : I lost my tyre + rim.... to theft &amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt; Myvi 14&amp;quot; Rim + Tyre&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt; Negotiable/Offer me the price&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt; COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of Buyer:&lt;/b&gt; KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt; Contact me at 016 600 1027&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Automotive Garage</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:32:47 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Tekun Fund</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1096063</link>
            <description>HI All,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tried to search the thread, unable to find the information regarding this Tekun Fund.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone got more information?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The information  i found is very basic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.smeinfo.com.my/index.php?ch=10&amp;pg=66&amp;ac=94&amp;lang=bm&amp;pass=scheme' target='_blank'&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;another &lt;a href='http://www.tekun.gov.my' target='_blank'&gt;SOS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the newspaper, Mr Najib say it provided for all... but under the source... it said Bumiputra only...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any clarification??</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Finance, Business and Investment House</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:06:05 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>sosej n lembu-----</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1090375</link>
            <description>Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, x pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah x sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu)..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si anak dah rasa x best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual &amp;amp; tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dgn pekembangan teknologi. So dia ckp dgn bapak dia:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anak: Bapak tau x, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej x payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu... (means anak dia la tue...)</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:27:26 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] *** MASK MASK MASK ***  From Taiwan~~</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/911061</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;Item(s): Taiwan imported masks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warranty: No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dealing method: Post ( pos ekspres / poslaju )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Contact method/details: PM / msn: swetmico@hotmail.com/mankeat@hotmail.com or 0162213233 ( Mico ) or 0166001027 ( Wayne )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我的心機面膜 RM2.50 每片&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[COLOR=orange](14)熊果素亮白無暇面膜 &lt;/span&gt;➹ 有效抑制酪胺酸酶的活性，能阻斷黑色素形成，使肌膚回復透白柔嫩。充分改善肌膚色素沉澱不均及膚色暗沉現象，讓肌膚亮白&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(8)绿茶意仁嫩白净痘面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ 抗氧化，恢復肌膚光澤晶亮，可修復肌膚，回復亮麗光采.改善脫屑性皮膚、皮膚粗糙现象。可使肌膚達到保濕的效果使肌膚呈現極佳的光滑及亮麗光采。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(10)埔里酒粕純米吟釀&lt;/span&gt;➹ 使肌膚清透白皙並能促進肌膚的新陳代謝， 改善肌膚方面等等問題，因為含有豐富的 pitera 可使肌膚更光滑細緻 ！！&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(7)牛奶亮白保湿面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ 可緊實肌膚，恢復彈性，對於保濕有極佳的效果，長期使用肌膚會更明亮透白，立即改善臉部肌膚粗糙、無光澤的問題使    肌膚重現完美，柔細光滑、白皙細膩、舒緩平滑&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(5)角質深層清潔面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 安抚，镇定，预防粉刺。加速肌膚新陳代謝，更新老廢角質，促進有效成分吸收, 全方位改善肌膚問題，使肌膚保持晶瑩剔透，白皙自然的膚色. 适合膚色暗淡者使用。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(2)Q10膠原蛋白緊膚面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ 胶原蛋白可以加倍促进肌肤弹力提升；Q10让肌肤紧致有弹力.拥有加倍嫩肤保湿能力，肌肤光滑亮丽，让你维持年轻与活力，保有健康美丽.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(4)净化调理面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ 具有收斂肌膚、抑制油脂分泌之功用，改善油腻不洁肌肤，收检粗大毛孔。並添加高效保濕因子，為肌膚補充大量水分，改善肌肤粗糙现象。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(9)薄荷膠原蛋白面膜&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 吸收多餘油脂,使毛孔不再顯眼.溫和去除皮膚老廢角質，並可消炎、抑菌、深層清潔，使用後清爽舒適。適合中性與油性、痘痘及問題性肌膚。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(3)特浓红酒多酚面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 具有的驚人抗氧化能力,恢復肌膚的光澤與彈性.能有效預防肌膚老化，使肌膚血液循環正常，常保紅潤的健康膚色&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;6)葡萄籽亮白喚膚面膜&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;使肌膚明亮、緊緻有彈性 • 長期使用能延緩細紋滋生 •有很好的保溼效果,能留住肌膚水分, 減緩乾性肌膚缺水乾燥的現象, 重現飽滿豐潤的膚質,精華液成分, 讓肌膚水嫩嫩,光滑的留不住細紋.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(1)頂級玻尿酸保濕面膜&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 刺激并促进皮肤细胞再生，玻尿酸含高效率的保湿能力。能有效預防肌膚老化，膚色黯淡、鬆弛。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(13)紅景天玻尿酸面膜(高麗人蔘面膜)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 添加高濃縮「人參漢方精華」，改善膚色問題。拥有超強的天然抗氧化效果，對抗肌肤表面血流活絡、活化細胞，恢復肌膚原本的年輕及彈性，并具有高效的保湿作用。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(17)左旋C淨白面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 迅速改善皮膚晦暗、粗糙、乾澀等問題，含高純度的左旋維他命C成分，可拒絕黑色素沉澱，促進血液循環減少皺紋，使肌膚展現出青春的光澤，防止皮膚細胞受損老化,具緊膚除皺的作用經由生化美白還原作用。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(11)蘆薈維他命E&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;➹ 修護面膜有效預防臉部肌膚乾燥,使膚色變明亮.有效預防乾燥，以及粗糙老化現象產生.供給肌膚養分，達到晶亮效果，讓肌膚呈現健康白皙的膚色，使臉部膚質更具光滑與彈性.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(16)蠶絲蛋白緊緻面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 促進膠原蛋白的生成，加速肌膚傷口的癒合速度、增加肌膚彈性.可對抗自由基的形成及避免紫外線對肌膚造成的傷害.更添加了玻尿酸，改善肌膚缺水現象.使保養後的肌膚清爽不油膩，更加柔嫩細緻！！&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(12)珍珠粉蛋白面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 提升肌膚活力，保持肌膚的水份及彈性. 特別推薦乾燥無彈性膚質使用。可使肌膚維持極佳的保水度, 可使水份不流失外，亦極有滋潤度，敷後如絲緞般柔滑&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(15)綠茶草本潔荳面膜&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;➹ 能軟化角質、控制皮脂活性，調節油脂分泌，緊實、收斂粗大毛孔，預防及改善面皰肌膚。有很好的美白效果。可預防皮膚鬆弛、去除活性酸素、青春痘、保護弱膚質預防有害物質侵入。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(20)蝦紅素鑽石面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 具有抑制及清除活性氧的能力,能促进细胞再生,预防并改善细纹,皱纹的产生,延缓肌肤老化过早发生,给于肌肤最佳的青春维持效果。有很好的保溼效果,能留住肌膚水分,维持肌肤的光滑与柔嫩.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(18)15胜肽鑽石面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ &lt;br /&gt;能阻断神经传导, 使肌肉细胞呈现放松状态. 有效舒缓并抰制细纹及皱纹周边肌肉的收缩与活动. 帮助肌肤弹性组织回复柔顺平滑的线条, 减少脸部细纹.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(19)海洋深層水鑽石級面膜&lt;/span&gt;➹ 可补充肌肤所需的养分,润泽并滋润肌肤,补给肌肤所需水份,恢复肌肤弹性,让肌肤饱满有光泽.并可帮助肌肤增加抵抗力,舒缓降低皮肤过敏现象,修护细胞,使肌肤更健康.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(23)燕窩膠原蛋白鑽石級面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 给肌肤双重滋润,能预防干燥,粗糙老化现象产生.能改善及更生肤质,供给肌肤养分,活化肌肤,加强代谢功能,并预防细小皱纹,增加肌肤之弹性.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(22)金盞花舒緩鑽石級面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 將多種植物性保濕成分以及金盞花萃取液注入在精華液中, 在敷臉的過程，能使多種保濕成分以及養分充分滋潤肌膚完全滲透至肌膚深層，使肌膚充滿彈性和水嫩的光澤感.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;(21)深海魚子鑽石級精華面膜 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;➹ 還有許多幫助細胞正常運作的元素能活化肌膚，幫助修復受損組織,更能發揮前所未有的逆轉功效，讓您的肌膚像嬰兒般的細緻光滑.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:orange'&gt;心机&lt;br /&gt;1. 綠茶草本抗痘面膜&lt;br /&gt;2. 牛奶美白保濕面膜&lt;br /&gt;3. 特濃紅酒多酚面膜&lt;br /&gt;4. 埔里酒粕面膜&lt;br /&gt;5. 角質深層清潔面膜&lt;br /&gt;6. 淨化調理面膜&lt;br /&gt;7. 葡萄籽面膜&lt;br /&gt;8. 綠茶+薏仁面膜&lt;br /&gt;9. 頂級玻尿酸面膜&lt;br /&gt;10. Q10膠原蛋白面膜&lt;br /&gt;11. 珍珠粉+蛋白面膜&lt;br /&gt;12. 薄荷+膠原蛋白面膜&lt;br /&gt;13. 高麗人蔘鑽石級面膜 （新的哦）&lt;br /&gt;14. 頂極左旋c面膜&lt;br /&gt;15. 绸丝蛋白紧致面膜&lt;br /&gt;16. 芦荟维他命E修护面膜&lt;br /&gt;17. 熊果素亮白无暇面膜&lt;br /&gt;18. 十五胜肽全效胺基酸面膜 &lt;br /&gt;19. 蝦紅素海洋之鑽面膜&lt;br /&gt;20. 金盏花舒暖钻石级面膜&lt;br /&gt;21. 海洋深层水钻石级面膜 &lt;br /&gt;22. 燕窩膠原蛋白鑽石級面膜&lt;br /&gt;23. 深海魚子鑽石級精華面膜&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM50 and above FREE postage&lt;br /&gt;RM100 and above FREE postage + FREE 1 piece mask&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; Sheet Mask Newly Added &amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM2.30 per piece (1~20 pieces)&lt;br /&gt;RM2.00 (21 pieces and above)&lt;br /&gt;RM1.90 ( 100 pieces and above )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Postage:&lt;br /&gt;Pos Express (around 10 pieces) - RM4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (1-10 pieces) - RM6 (West M&amp;#39;sia)&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (11-20 pieces) - RM7 (West M&amp;#39;sia)&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (21-30 pieces) - RM8 (West M&amp;#39;sia)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (1-10 pieces) - RM9 (East M&amp;#39;sia)&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (11-20 pieces) - RM11 (East M&amp;#39;sia)&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju (21-30 pieces) - RM13 (East M&amp;#39;sia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;162348416488 TANG BOON JYE ( MAYBANK ) &lt;br /&gt;05040842574527 TANG BOON JYE/SIM SIAW THIAN ( CIMB )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('119252f39153a9869b678fcae90f258f')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;119252f39153a9869b678fcae90f258f&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For pic, kindly see attachment</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Stuff For The Ladies</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:33:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Vacancy at AIG Global Services ( MALAYSIA )</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/900327</link>
            <description>The following is the Vacany at AIG Global Services ( MALAYSIA )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE SHARED SERVICES &lt;br /&gt;Shared Services Centre &lt;br /&gt; Senior Specialist – POS * (SSC/HPOS/1001) &lt;br /&gt; Specialist – POS * (SSC/HPOS/1002) &lt;br /&gt; Junior Specialist – POS * (SSC/HPOS/1003) &lt;br /&gt; Head of Department – POS(Underwriting &amp;amp; Issue) * (SSC/HUNI/1004) &lt;br /&gt; Team Lead – Underwriting &amp;amp; Issue * (SSC/HPOS/1005) &lt;br /&gt; Senior Specialist – Underwriting &amp;amp; Issue * (SSC/HUNI/1006) &lt;br /&gt; Head of Department – Claims * (SSC/HCL/1007) &lt;br /&gt; Team Lead – Claims * (SSC/HCL/1008) &lt;br /&gt; Senior Specialist - Claims * (SSC/HCL/1009) &lt;br /&gt; Business Analyst/Specialist * (SSC/SBA/1010) &lt;br /&gt; QA &amp;amp; Trainer for Inbound Call Centre * (SSC/SCC/1011) &lt;br /&gt; Operations Executive / Specialist - Inbound * (SSC/SCC/1012) &lt;br /&gt; Customer Service Representative - Inbound * (SSC/SCC/1013) &lt;br /&gt; Business Processing Associate – Policy Servicing * (SSC/SPOS/1014) &lt;br /&gt; Team Lead – POS * (SSC/SPOS/1015) &lt;br /&gt; Head of Department – POS * (SSC/SPOS/1016) &lt;br /&gt; Head of Department – Claims * (SSC/SCL/1017) &lt;br /&gt; Head of Department – Underwriting &amp;amp; Issue * (SSC/SUNI/1018) &lt;br /&gt; Senior Specialist – GMD Claims * (SSC/SGMD/1044) &lt;br /&gt; Specialist – GMD Claims * (SSC/SGMD/1045) &lt;br /&gt; Junior Specialist – GMD Claims * (SSC/SGMD/1046) &lt;br /&gt; Associate – GMD Claims * (SSC/SGMD/1047) &lt;br /&gt; Junior Specialist – GMD PMM * (SSC/SPMM/1048) &lt;br /&gt; Associate – GMD PMM * (SSC/SPMM/1049) &lt;br /&gt;Travel Assist &lt;br /&gt; Customer Service Professional - Mandarin Spkg * (SSC/TA/1019) &lt;br /&gt; Customer Service Professional - Ind/Viet/Tag Spkg * (SSC/TA/1020) &lt;br /&gt; Quality Assurance &amp;amp; Trainer - Call Center * (SSC/TA/1021) &lt;br /&gt; Customer Service Manager - Mandarin Speaking * (SSC/TA/1022) &lt;br /&gt; Customer Service Professional - AU Call Center * (SSC/TA/1023) &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;GLOBAL INFRASTRUCTURE SERVICES DEPARTMENT &lt;br /&gt; Database Administrator ** (GISD/DBA/1024) &lt;br /&gt; Senior Technical Analyst – Windows Support ** (GISD/W/1031) &lt;br /&gt; Helpdesk Support ** (GISD/HS/1036) &lt;br /&gt; System Engineer – Unix** (GISD/UX/1052) &lt;br /&gt; System Engineer - Wintel ** (GISD/WT/1053) &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;SOFTWARE SERVICES DEPARTMENT &lt;br /&gt; Software Engineer - Java ** (SSD/JV/1038) &lt;br /&gt; Software Engineer - Hyperion ** (SSD/HYP/1039) &lt;br /&gt; Trainee Software Engineer – Java **(SSD/TSE/1040) &lt;br /&gt; Software Engineer - Cognos ** (SSD/CG/1041) &lt;br /&gt; Software Engineer - .NET ** (SSD/.Net/1051) &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;OTHERS &lt;br /&gt; Accounting Analyst * (SSD/1042) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone interested send resume to me&lt;br /&gt;for more information, pm me, i&amp;#39;ll send the job description and requirement to you.&lt;br /&gt;wayne-bj.tang@aig.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U can download the application form i attached. Thank you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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            <category>Job Enlistments</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:47:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>What is ur Initial Name?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/900189</link>
            <description>Does your name begin with: A &lt;br /&gt;U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can&amp;#39;t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don&amp;#39;t get hints &amp;amp; you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is&amp;#33; intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you&amp;#39;re being appreciated. Your mate&amp;#39;s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, &amp;amp; not very emotional Your choices are very good &amp;amp; can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied &amp;amp; egoistic. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: B &lt;br /&gt;You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ______expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite &amp;amp; feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: C &lt;br /&gt;You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness . You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: D &lt;br /&gt;Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on . You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement&amp;#39;s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp &amp;amp; talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper . &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: E &lt;br /&gt;Your greatest need is to talk If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover) &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: F &lt;br /&gt;You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find . You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ___________________________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: G &lt;br /&gt;You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: H &lt;br /&gt;You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun &amp;amp; everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate &amp;amp; very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement&amp;#39;s often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo&amp;#33; u are a perfectionist , hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: I &lt;br /&gt;You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped . You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling &amp;amp; exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression . You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don&amp;#39;t last very long &amp;amp; you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of&amp;#33; your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: J &lt;br /&gt;You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren&amp;#39;t always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: K &lt;br /&gt;You are secretive , self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game , and take your love life very seriously. You don&amp;#39;t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous &amp;amp; giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured &amp;amp; sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: L &lt;br /&gt;You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it&amp;#39;s all in good taste. Brains turn you on . You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you&amp;#39;re being appreciated. &amp;quot;You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you&amp;#39;re being appreciated &amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: M &lt;br /&gt;You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: N &lt;br /&gt;You are emotional and intense . When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom . You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: O &lt;br /&gt;You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness , which must be kept in check. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: P &lt;br /&gt;You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn&amp;#39;t think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count . Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes . You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: Q &lt;br /&gt;You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy . It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: R &lt;br /&gt;You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual . You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best . You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating &amp;amp; romantic. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: S &lt;br /&gt;For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue . You could get jealous and possessive. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private &amp;amp; sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert . You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don&amp;#39;t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &amp;amp;am&amp;#33; p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature &amp;amp; sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: T &lt;br /&gt;You are very sensitive, private &amp;amp; sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music , soft lights &amp;amp; romantic thoughts. You fantasize &amp;amp; tend to fall in &amp;amp; out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy &amp;amp; extremely. You enjoy having your senses &amp;amp; your feelings stimulated, titillated &amp;amp; teased. You are a great flirt . You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren&amp;#39;t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing&amp;#33; s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don&amp;#39;t want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. &amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: U &lt;br /&gt;You are enthusiastic &amp;amp; at your happiest when in love . When not in love you&amp;#39;re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer &amp;amp; needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts &amp;amp; looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: V &lt;br /&gt;You are individualistic &amp;amp; you need freedom, space &amp;amp; excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear &amp;amp; suspense. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: W &lt;br /&gt;You are very proud , determined &amp;amp; refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love &amp;amp; tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: X &lt;br /&gt;You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly . You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can&amp;#39;t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented. &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: Y &lt;br /&gt;You are sensual &amp;amp; very independent. If you can&amp;#39;t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing . You want to control your relationships which doesn&amp;#39;t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating &amp;amp; romantic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------- &lt;br /&gt;Does your name begin with: Z &lt;br /&gt;You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:24:30 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How to be ...?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/893046</link>
            <description>Here is the problem..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My boyfriend said am mature, that&amp;#39;s why my boyfriend like me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My girlfriend said i&amp;#39;m childish... am little kid when with her..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So how?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dilemma..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:42:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Customer Service Representative – Australia Call C</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/885133</link>
            <description>My company currently looking for people who are interested to join us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer Service Representative – Australia Call Centre&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Responsibilities: &lt;br /&gt;•	Respond to policyholders enquiries offering appropriate solutions and information &lt;br /&gt;•	Handle calls and manage casework for emergency assistance services such as lost luggage, lost documents, legal &amp;amp; medical referrals and medical evacuations &lt;br /&gt;•	Provide general policy information (such as verification and limits of coverage), claims information and renewal information to customers and vendors &lt;br /&gt;•	Schedule and make follow-up calls on complex cases to customers &lt;br /&gt;•	Liaise with vendors, involved third-parties and family members&lt;br /&gt;Requirements: &lt;br /&gt;•	Bachelor degree preferred, or 2 years equivalent work experience in customer service&lt;br /&gt;•	Excellent spoken English, proficiency with written English&lt;br /&gt;•	Ability to reason and solve complex problems &lt;br /&gt;•	Excellent interpersonal, telephone and computer skills &lt;br /&gt;•	Oral and written communication proficiency &lt;br /&gt;•	Australia CC /UK CC/US CC or NZ Call Center working experience preferred; travel/insurance experience a plus &lt;br /&gt;•	Ability to work flexible shifts &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remuneration :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rm2000-Rm3500  ( depend on the experience )&lt;br /&gt;Rm30-Rm60 ( Shift Allowance )&lt;br /&gt;Gym Benefit Rm100/month ( upon comfirmation )&lt;br /&gt;Dental Benefit&lt;br /&gt;and lots more&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BASED IN BUKIT JALIL, TPM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone interested, kindly email your resume to me&lt;br /&gt;wayne-bj.tang@aig.com&lt;br /&gt;kindly include your photo as well, i&amp;#39;ll do a short interview with you first on phone, then only will pass it to HR level for further interview.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Job Enlistments</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:03:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>我爱他但不爱我，要真么办？</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/879106</link>
            <description>我爱他但不爱我，要真么办？</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:55:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>对不起…</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/879096</link>
            <description>对不起…&lt;br /&gt;December 17th, 2008 &lt;br /&gt;有一个女孩想对一个男孩说的事。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;对不起，对不起，&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我不想骗你。。。我不想酱。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;但只有酱，只有酱的方式。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;唯有麻醉，麻醉自己&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;才能暂时压住心里的伤心&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;才能暂时压住那发抖的心&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;希望让自己强大一点&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;希望能用有活力的声音&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;带给你一丁点的温暖&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;不能为你做什么&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;只想从遥远的电波中&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;传那一丁点的温暖给你&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;虽然说的都是家常闲话&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;但这却是我拼了命用自己的语言&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;用自己的语言来表达的爱意&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;还记得我给你的加油娃娃吗？&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;就在你房里的加油娃娃&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;红色代表了鼓励，勇气和力量&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;还代表了我永远都会支持你，为你打气&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;希望这力量能陪你渡过每个忙碌的夜晚&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;希望这力量能陪你渡过每个难眠的晚上&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;也希望这力量能安慰你那难过的心灵&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:47:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>有一则故事是酱的。。。。</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/879092</link>
            <description>&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('18b243ed7927ad64750e9dfae0453873')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;18b243ed7927ad64750e9dfae0453873&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;从前有一对相爱的男女，他们一起走过了无数的白昼，日子不管是甜，酸，苦，辣他们还是牵着对方的手一直的向前走着，他们都变成了彼此心中不能分割的部分，就像身体里一个重要器官，少了人就不再完整了。。。以前男孩经常会把女孩抱在自己的怀里，让女孩的耳朵贴在自己心房的位子，然后问：“你听见了吗？”女的心里总是很甜的，但嘴巴还是耍笨的问：“你在说什么呢？”男孩说：“你没听见我的每下心跳都在说’我爱你’吗？”女孩笑了，心想“当然有啊！但就是喜欢听你亲口说的吗！”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        日子一天，一天的过去，女孩明白男孩心里有很大的抱负，女孩对男孩说你去吧！去追寻自己的梦想。我会在这里等你。。。女孩很不快乐，但她明白要放开男孩，男孩的心事或许没有表露让很多人体会，但她却是他最亲密的人，他想的有谁会比自己清楚呢？她开始咬紧牙关的撑着。。。她经常跟朋友出去，她开始叫他回家，她开始一个人睡觉，一个人生活。。。她尝试让他觉得她可以一个人。。。她也忍住眼泪与悲伤陪他去收罗，准备行囊。。。他们不再像以前那样形影不离。。。有一天，男孩和友人到了他们曾经一起旅行的岛屿，男孩很伤心因为女孩不在自己的身旁，一幕一幕甜蜜的画面出现在男孩的脑海，男孩拿起电话打给女孩问：“我们真的要酱吗？”女孩的心很痛很痛，她没告诉他她不想分开，她没告诉他没有了他她不会生活，她没有告诉他她很爱他，很不舍得他。。。因为她知道她不能，她不能回头，不能软弱。。。她以为成全他才是爱他，她以为她只要咬紧牙关，忍住伤悲等到他回来他们会回到从前，所以他违背心意的说了“是的”。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         他们开始了分隔两地的日子，因太常时间分隔在两个不同的地点，就像是一对分隔两地，住在不同星球的恋人。他们没法见面，拥抱，相依，只能凭借虚无的宇宙波长，搜索着彼此的信息。这种来自遥远星球的爱真的感觉到吗？在遥远的宇宙空间里传播彼的声音，明明说着同一种文字，却渐渐发现，自己听不懂对方的语言。但他们依然期待着彼此的声音，依然依赖着彼此的声音。因为语言不通，他们吵架，又和好。或者有时候，由于偶然理解了对方的一点话而感动。可那种理解，只是错觉。你关心我的健康状况，身在此处的我却接不到彼此的温暖，而听见的只是模不到，见不着的声波传来的安慰问候。我想知道，感觉到你的爱但空间里传来的电波内容是生活里的琐事。他们都拼命用自己的语言表达爱意。我们把手放在话筒这头，温度，却无论如何都传不到遥远的两地，最后他们慢慢地沉默了。也许，这些语言中包含了很多很多的情感，但却已丢失在宇宙里，丢失在他两处于的两地距离中。她的眼泪一滴一滴落在心里，他却以为那是电波的杂音导致的不欢，令我两起了语言不通的争吵，矛盾。。。在他们中间慢慢地产生了遥远的距离，谁也无法改变。他们想说的，都是表达爱意的字句，却固执地，用各自自卑的心去理解。有时候或许他们都觉得他们的通话也许是个错误。如果他们从来不曾说那些因矛盾而起伤人的对话，可能在彼此眼中虽然搁在遥远的两地但还是会散发着暖暖光芒的温柔吧。&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       终于约定的时间将近了，她以为她等到了他的归来，等到了结束分离悲伤的时刻。但他告诉她，他有另一个想做的事。她很伤心因为他不明白她，她还在她黑暗的日子里挣扎，内疚地爬不出来，她很需要他，她从不说出口因她以为这是爱他的方法，减少自己对他的负担是爱他的方法。。。她在深渊里向他招手，他看不见。。。她很伤心。。。但她想爱他就成全他吧。再深的洞也会有爬出来的一天，毕竟她不是什么都没有，因她有他。。。于是她对自己说让他去追逐他的梦吧。。。她会努力克服难关，努力让自己好起来，有一天他们不会再分开的。。。她再次咬紧牙关，叫自己坚强，她真的好害怕自己会在他面前软弱，她不想让他为难，所以在短短相距的时间里她没力量牵手，没力量拥抱，连让他送自己回家的力量也没有，她叫他让她自己走，她知道他在他的背后看，她其实在掉泪但她对自己说，不要回头，那是我爱人的梦。。。她阻止自己去感觉他手掌的温度，怀抱的温暖，因为她知道自己会贪心，尤其在这满布他们回忆的地方。。。她用一股想念他的力量努力活着，她暗自计划他们的将来，她做的都是希望不要成为他包袱而能和他并肩而走，一起生活的努力。。。她没对任何人说，也没对他说。。。因为她希望会有最美的重聚。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;最快乐的惊喜。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      终于约定的时间将近了，他要回来见她了，这时候一个很好的机会迎面而来，这会是他生活与事业的转类点。。。他很兴奋，其中一个原因是这机会里有她，他以为他们可以一起迎接这个美好的消息。。。但他失望了。。。他伤心了。。。为什么她不明白他，为什么她只躲在过去的悲伤里，忘记了他们的梦想，他们不是说好要一起出国，一起生活的吗？为什么跟当初不一样了，为什么她说他永远把他放在最后的位子，她是他想一起生活的人啊！为什么有他的地方不是她的家，为什么她要死守着那过去的回忆里。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       他们就像有时差的两个恋人，因为长期的分离另他们心里的钟坏了，即使他们相爱，也是住在不同的时区，那是心于心之间的时差。他们初相遇的时候是一起住在满是爱的时间里，后来她慢慢的把自己封闭在过去儿时被伤害的回忆中。他用了各种方法想握住她的手。但是都失败所以他灰心了，因为她放不开过去回到和他同一个天空下。。。他开始变了。。。 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       悲哀的故事开始了，他变了。。。她没变。。。她依然努力地希望迈向重聚的目标。。。只要目标近一点她就可以开心好久。。。但她没对她说得很清楚这一切，因为她不知道目标会什么时候达成，但她心想很快了。。。其实女人口不对心的时候常常都发生着。。。每个女孩所等待的不就是自己深爱的男孩向自己求婚的一刻吗？那天男孩在一家名歌餐厅里请司仪向女孩说了一段刻骨的情话，男孩对女孩说：“我们在一起已经走过7年又3百5十多天的日子了，虽然没有美丽的花朵，贵重的礼物，但还是想向你献上深深的祝福。。。”男孩点的是女孩最爱的“Nothing Gone to Change My Love For You” 。司仪问男孩为什么不求婚，男孩的回答是他什么都没有。。。但在女孩心里最重要的不是物质上的东西，而是男孩的一句话而已。。。男孩永远不会知道女孩即使口再硬也会溶化在那句话上。。。只要男孩说了女孩会放弃一切也重不后悔。。。女孩一直活在他们的回忆里。。。在最失落的时候只要看看他送她的礼物，他写给她的情书，明天又站起来努力活着了。。。但她却不知道男孩的心开始变了。。。或许她被眼前的目标给蒙盖了吧！&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        在两个人的圈子里多了一个人。。。女孩失去了男孩的消息。。。女孩发狂的找着男孩，但却一点办法也没有。。。女孩每天都在男孩的网页去搜索，希望的是能得到男孩一点点的消息，即使不交谈，只要让女孩知道男孩在网上的另一段就好了。。。女孩伤心的不是男孩的背叛，不是男孩的失踪，女孩焦急的是不知道男孩过得如何，有睡好吗？忙吗？女孩知道男孩也一定很难过。。。但事实往往都很残酷。。。女孩终于得到男孩的消息的时候是从情敌的身上，是从情敌网上的照片里，他们很亲密地去旅行，在女孩每天以泪洗面，担心焦虑着男孩的安全的时候。。。女孩该心死了吧。。。但女孩的心却死不了。。。女孩该恨男孩，但女孩没有，女孩觉得酱的局面她该负上大部分的责任。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       女孩问自己还爱男孩吗？是的。。。女孩一直还是每天寄短讯，e-mail给男孩，时间一天，一天的过去了，寄出的信向石沉大海般，没有回音。。。女孩每天可以做的就是向上天祈求男孩的平安。。。女孩的伤心有人会懂吗？终于一个月后女孩接到了男孩的电话。。。通话中女孩连哭的勇气也没有，女孩没有指责男孩，心里想的只是害怕等了半世纪的声音又会消失得无影无终。。。女孩也没有把知道的事向男孩说。。。那天开始女孩心想多一天的相处就算赚回来的一天吧！就把伤心藏在心里的暗角吧！男孩并不知道女孩从那时开始经常会因一句称呼的不同而伤心，一句想你而开心。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       女孩已经做了一切希望男孩感觉到女孩的爱。。。即使再不要脸的事，女孩从没想过自己会做的事也做了。。。女孩在男孩的身边很努力的想要保护男孩的形象，不想男孩的生活圈子，事业受到影响，女孩狼狈的拒绝明事人对她的忠言与是非的牵绊。。。女孩甚至让自己的男人在自己的面前接听情敌的电话，为男孩找机会去打电话给情敌，她想的只希望男孩不那么的为难。。。她希望能让男孩好过一点。。。女孩心里的裂痕一天，一天的扩大。。。女孩一直把自己退到后面的位子，似乎没有了底线。。。女孩连跟男孩一起拍的照片都不敢POST上他们同在的一个网站，因为不想有任何万分之一的机会给男孩添来难为。。。女孩只好把它放到没有他们的网页。。。女孩越来越觉得自己是多出来的一个。。。男孩可以在跟情敌在一起的时候断掉女孩联系他的任何方法，但男孩跟女孩在一起的时候并没有那么做，反而让情敌伤害女孩。。。女孩知道男孩还曾为了逃避自己想要换掉手机号码。。。女孩很想逃避事实但总有流言流入耳里。。。女孩每天都努力的用很有朝气的声音跟男孩说话，甚至男孩不知道女孩在流泪。。。女孩问男孩到那里玩所讲起的地点却让女孩忍不住心里疼痛地落泪因那些地点就是女孩看见亲密照所游览的地方。。。女孩想男孩做错了，只要还会回头那往事何必计较，毕竟那是双方的责任。。。但让女孩最伤心的是她分不清男孩会不会回头，或许女孩随时要做一个心里准备是男孩会随时离开她，或许是今天，或许是明天。。。在女孩心里想的都是过去的甜，但女孩感觉到在男孩心里想的都是女孩过去不是。。。男孩不会像从前般唱情歌，说故事，背书包也不会无时无刻接到男孩的来电，男孩很久很久没有在电话中陪女孩走路回家了，陪女孩逛街。。。现在男孩多数会帮女孩背书包的时候都是女孩特意扮撒侨时开口的。。。女孩也知道男孩为其他女孩背书包了。。。女孩每天所接到男孩的电话都是女孩开口要求的，等了又等的。。。女孩每天都问自己，是不是自己不肯接受事实而伤害了那两个原本相爱的人呢？女孩是不是不该再站在那里。。。女孩该等待还是该成全。。。这次的成全跟之前那两次不一样，之前的成全还可以等待相距的时刻，这次的成全代表了永别。。。到底男孩对女孩的是爱还是责任。。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      女孩还在那里等待。。。即使心再伤也没有走开。。。有一天如果女孩走开了不是因为不爱男孩。。。而是因为很爱很爱所以成全。。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       女孩还是希望有一天男孩会再对她说我的每下心跳都在说’我爱你’，你听见了吗。。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;回忆过去，缘难了，情难了&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;你是不是忘记了我这个女人&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我还能够爱你却连&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我自己也不敢相信&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;还曾天真的以为自己会在你怀里天长地久&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;只要你的爱是真的愿意一直守候&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;撕不碎忘不了所有过去的一切&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;所以把回忆又从你身边带回来&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;狼狈的拒绝流言与是非的牵绊&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;让自己变成了聋子。。盲子&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;只愿陪你走出那我们的遗憾&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;哪怕生活平凡&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;对不起&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;或许从前爱你的方式错了&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;但现在即使心碎再多次&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;还是会站起来拼凑破碎的&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;过去的回忆曾带我温暖与笑容&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;过去的回忆现带我感慨与眼泪&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;但也因我们走过那无数的白昼&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我会坚持。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;用我所有力气坚强。。。&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;等待我生命中唯一且最重要的男人归来&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;等待牵手看见夜出光辉的时刻&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;等待牵手看见雨后彩虹的美丽&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;深深的爱着我这可爱又可恨的男人&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;深深的相信着我们会牵手一起到老&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;这不是我排除万难来找你的原因吗？&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;因为很爱很爱你愿意等待且为你分担&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;明明知道回来了&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;抱紧你的机会会少了&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;但还是愿意为你等待&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;只是希望我能为你分担一些你内心的不快&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我除了是你情人&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;我还是你的知己啊&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;天下伤心的故事太多太多了。。。请保好情人的心！希望每一个悲哀的故事都会出现一道雨过天晴的美丽彩虹。。。。&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://cherry-sis.blog.friendster.com/2008/12/%e6%9c%89%e4%b8%80%e5%88%99%e6%95%85%e4%ba%8b%e6%98%af%e9%85%b1%e7%9a%84%e3%80%82%e3%80%82%e3%80%82%e3%80%82/' target='_blank'&gt;Sauce&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is real story. Just for someone who really want to read.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:42:23 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>15 years old run away missing . HELP</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/878350</link>
            <description>Just receive a random sms asking for help.. so i posted here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://cforum2.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=1443929&amp;extra=page%3D1' target='_blank'&gt;SAUCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the sauce link to the pic.. because the sms i receive got put the link so i checked it out..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;donno how to post pic here from my hp.. so&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SMS like this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM : Search for Miss Lai Lee Lee IC930529135222 F2 Student left home Kuching since 13-12-2008. If found call 0168651420 John or 0168839987 Judy. CC 0168699730&lt;br /&gt; Thanks Please hee her picture in [ the sauce above ]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MOD can pinned this up? Mod can move this thread to appropriate thread?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]December 17, 2008, 3:47 pm[/addedon]move to kopitiam, where more ppl, so i close this thread, MOD PLS DELETE THIS THREAD. THANK YOU</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:42:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>If some woman offer you...</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/878104</link>
            <description>If there are some HOT woman, maybe about 15-20 years older than you, let say you are 20, she&amp;#39;s 40, offered you USD10K and benefit as below :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Vacation and accompany her..&lt;br /&gt;2) Oversea Trip&lt;br /&gt;3) All expenses covered by her&lt;br /&gt;4) Got pocket money, in USD&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will you accept? if yes why, if not, why ?   &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:51:46 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Will you agree to...</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/878099</link>
            <description>If there are some HOT woman, maybe about 15-20 years older than you, let say you are 20, she&amp;#39;s 40, offered you USD10K and benefit as below :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Vacation and accompany her..&lt;br /&gt;2) Oversea Trip&lt;br /&gt;3) All expenses covered by her&lt;br /&gt;4) Got pocket money, in USD&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will you accept? if yes why, if not, why ?  &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]December 17, 2008, 11:49 am[/addedon]Sorry, re do poll</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:48:38 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Maybank account been FREEZE?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/858974</link>
            <description>Enquiry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend maybank account has been freezed, reason : got outstanding credit card with other bank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i thought, only if you had the credit card of the issuing bank, like maybank, they will freeze their account number?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but how come, my friend is with other bank, yet, maybank said due to credit card outstanding, so, freeze...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone mind to enquiry and clarify?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Already called to the customer service, Same reason. Walk into maybank check with manager, SAME REASON...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Finance, Business and Investment House</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:13:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Baked BEANS~</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/858110</link>
            <description>Baked Beans - This is hilarious&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(This one is much too cute not to share.  Enjoy&amp;#33;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme&lt;br /&gt;sacrifice and gave up beans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home&lt;br /&gt;from work.&lt;br /&gt;Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that&lt;br /&gt;I would be late because I had to walk home.&lt;br /&gt;On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was&lt;br /&gt;more than I could stand.&lt;br /&gt;With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by&lt;br /&gt;the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew&lt;br /&gt;it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see&amp;#33; me and exclaimed&lt;br /&gt;delightedly: &amp;#39;Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.&lt;br /&gt;I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the&lt;br /&gt;telephone rang.&lt;br /&gt;He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and&lt;br /&gt;went to answer the call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure&lt;br /&gt;was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I&lt;br /&gt;seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.&lt;br /&gt;It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running&lt;br /&gt;over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.&lt;br /&gt;I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.  The stink&lt;br /&gt;was worse than cooked cabbage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,&lt;br /&gt;I went on like this for another few minutes.&lt;br /&gt;The pleasure was indescribable.  When eventually the telephone farewells&lt;br /&gt;signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more&lt;br /&gt;times with my napkin, placed it on  my lap and folded my hands back on&lt;br /&gt;it feeling very relieved and pleased  with myself.&lt;br /&gt;My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband&lt;br /&gt;returned, apologizing for taking so long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I&lt;br /&gt;had not.&lt;br /&gt;At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests&lt;br /&gt;seated around the table chorused: &amp;#39;Happy Birthday&amp;#33;&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;I fainted&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>wenjie86</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:07:06 +0800</pubDate>
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