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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by LanEvoX</title>
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            <title>kernell panic</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1234019</link>
            <description>I got this error after i reboot my wubi installed ubuntu this morning &lt;!--emo&amp;:(--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;kernel panic-not syncing VFS:unable to mount root fs on unknown-block&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cant even boot into recovery mode as well, how to fix this?  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Linux &amp;amp; Open Source Software</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:14:06 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>My friend got rob&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1125893</link>
            <description>Friend of mine, Eddie Wong got rob in Damansara Uptown around 12+am just now. The car Nissan Sentra 1.8 black color, PHH 3788 was gone with the robber. Any info about this car pls call Eddie at 019-5719376  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:12:20 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>My friend got rob&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1125892</link>
            <description>Friend of mine, Eddie Wong got rob in Damansara Uptown around 12+am just now. The car Nissan Sentra 1.8 black color, PHH 3788 was gone with the robber . Any info about this car pls call Eddie at 019-5719376  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:11:51 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>New post cannot come up</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/404933</link>
            <description>Why i added new post but it dint come up to the first page? It just edited my previous post and add my post there...every new post i put, it will added to the old post, why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/383519/+60' target='_blank'&gt;http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/383519/+60&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Main Site/Forum Feedback and Helpdesk</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:15:03 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>+s.i.m.p.l.e+p.h.o.t.o.s+</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/383519</link>
            <description>Finally, got chance to go out and try the camera.....here is some of the shoot i did today, still learning &lt;!--emo&amp;:innocent:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/innocent.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='innocent.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some shot in Botanic Garden, Penang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-7-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-6-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-5-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-4-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a shooting trip to Botanic garden will not complete without shooting this &lt;!--emo&amp;:flex:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/flex.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flex.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-3-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+monkey pic has been crop, using kit lens ma, zoom not power enuf+ &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hmm...forgot where i shoot this already &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-2-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+Pic done with PS to black and white and added some noise+&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;weather not good during noon....go my fren house....got nothing better to do...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/LanEvoX/IMG_0997.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the outcome &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-1-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this one shoot at the balcony...luckily the &amp;quot;fella&amp;quot; dint jump down &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166285940-0-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+Feel like find in the blank with some word, any suggestion?+ &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At night, try shooting the light trail...hmm...will try again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://jackhoo.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1166287612-0-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow, follow my fren balik Taiping...will drop by the lake for some shoot... hope weather is fine... &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 00:56:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>UV Filter</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/381048</link>
            <description>A lot of ppl say UV filter is to protect the lens, i found it quite true also. But some of time I really hate it and have to take it off, tat is IF i know there&amp;#39;s light reflection being captured. If i dunno....a nice image will be ruin by it...like my sis birthday picture...candle light reflection on her face... &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this happen when the light source is in front of the camera? &lt;img src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/LanEvoX/Untitled-3.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it a lens hood can prevent this from happen? or we need to take out the filter in certain situation?</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photography, Digital Imaging &amp;amp; Video</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:36:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>First Macro with DIY LightBox</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/362764</link>
            <description>Finally, I have time to built my own &lt;a href='http://jack-hoo.blogspot.com/2006/11/diy-light-box.html' target='_blank'&gt;light box&lt;/a&gt; for macro photography. &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696617-8-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696623-7-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696629-6-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696635-5-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696643-4-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696648-3-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696654-2-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1162696658-1-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not so satisfy with the outcome, I think need some work on the lighting, may be add one more light on the top...cut a hole on top of the box and stick with white paper, let the light come in from the hole..hmmm &lt;!--emo&amp;&amp;lt;_&amp;lt;--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:32:56 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Picture during Holiday</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/358742</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Flower in Genting Highland&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1161967728-5-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1161967728-4-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1161967734-3-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1161967742-2-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos/6092-1161967747-1-l.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:54:09 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Zoo Taiping</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/354942</link>
            <description>recently so many ppl visit to zoo? &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. He was so bored...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109148-19.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Can you do this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109157-18.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Rainy day, nice to sleep..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109167-17.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. hmmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109173-16.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. wat? i know im handsome&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109182-15.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Try come nearer, I tiong kau ur kkj&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109192-14.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. where is my honey?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109200-13.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. dude. let me out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109212-11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. who are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109234-8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Any one see my contact lens?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.photoblog.com/photos//6092-1161109243-7.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:41:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>rainy day on the beach</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/347916</link>
            <description>always miss the big wave &lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/3453/beachsq4.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3706/coastej8.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;comment needed... &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:46:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Dusk at Seberang Jaya</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/346869</link>
            <description>&lt;img src='http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/961/re2529ov3.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;took this just now and try on post processing, still new is PS</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photo Gallery</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:24:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ah pek buy diamond ring</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/344028</link>
            <description>I got this frend Ahpek, he just got to know one China Piao mei who &lt;br /&gt;   is in Malaysia on &amp;quot; vacation&amp;quot; so after a few days going out with this Piao mei then one day Ahpek asked the Piao mei :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Piao mei ar ... we go out so many days ledi wor .... when you wanna lemme wat wat u jek?&lt;br /&gt;Piao mei : Ahpek ar ... you so fast wanna wat wat me meh? I only know you for a few days only worrr&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : a few days still not long enuff to show my sincerity meh? I really lafu you wan worr&lt;br /&gt;Piao mei : Still not enuff ler .... there is something you havent done yet ler ....&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : What is that jek? faster tell me ... i fast fast go do&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Piao mei : All my frends mia bf all got buy them jewelry wan wor ... but you ...&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Say no more&amp;#33; I bring you go buy now&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek then bring Piao mei go Kedai Emas Poh Kong .... you should see the glow on Piao mei&amp;#39;s face when she enters Poh Kong dat time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As Ahpek enters the shop, he loud loud tok to the small counter clerk :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Eh ... ask your Manager come&amp;#33; I want buy diamond ring for my gf&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later the Manager come with 2 packs of Drinho Packet drink ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Boss, sit down and have a drink first ... we slow slow tok ok?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Eh lu Manager har? then bring me a very spesel diamong ring&amp;#33; i wanna buy for my pretty gf here.&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Wuah&amp;#33; you really &amp;quot;sik foh &amp;quot; (know your stuffs) ... know how to come to our place asking for diamond ring&amp;#33; our diamond ring very fehmes wan&amp;#33; Nah boss .... this one 3 carats, very shinny diamond .... after discount i gibe lu RM5,000 ok anot?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : I think you no skool much wan la&amp;#33; which part of &amp;quot; Very Spesel&amp;quot; you dont understand? 3 carat?&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; My maid&amp;#39;s diamond ring also more than 3 carats la&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Wuahh&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; very little peeple so expert like you wan ler boss&amp;#33; I like you very much&amp;#33; Nah what about this? this wan 5 carats .... after discount RM13,000 only.&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : What discount discount? I dunwan those got discount discount wan&amp;#33; bring me something without discount&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Wuahh&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; ok ok I understand ledi boss&amp;#33; You really come to the right place liow&amp;#33; I recomen you this 10 carats diamond ring&amp;#33; This ring last time owned by itu HK Singer Kenny B mia ex wife wan ... this one made from the precious blue diamond from Egypt, only our shop got this&amp;#33; This one knot gibe discount ... the price is RM90,000&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Hmmm ... lidis lar i like&amp;#33; come come lemme take a look&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Ahpek then pass it to the Piao mei and ask her :*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : How baobei? you like this one anot? last time Kenny B&amp;#39;s ex wife also wear before wan leh ..&lt;br /&gt;Piao mei : I like Ahpek&amp;#33; I like&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Ahpek then pass back the ring to the Manager and said :*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : ok la .. I take this one ... just now you said RM90,000 izzit ?&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Yes boss, RM90,000 .... no discount&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Ok lar . my gf here love the ring very much .... i take it la&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Tenkiu boss&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; How would you like to pay? with Cash or card boss?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Cash? lu siao har? who walk on the street with 90k in their poket wan?&lt;br /&gt;Manager : soli soli ... then you pay card izzit?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Pay card??&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; you know how high is the interest anot??&amp;#33;&amp;#33; ***&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Then?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : Lidis lar .. I give you cek ok? you no need to gimme the ring 1st .... today is saturday mah bank alredi closed so u wait till monday only go bank take money la&amp;#33; the cek cleared ledi only i come and take the ring ok anot?&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Ohhh .. lidat ok la&amp;#33; ok set boss, later monday your cek cleared ledi I will call you to come and take the ring ok?&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : dont call so early hor&amp;#33; I dont wakeup till 12pm wan.&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Yes sir&amp;#33; I know sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Then Ahpek issued the cek and hand it over to the Manager then Ahpek and Piao mei left the shop ...... 2 days later (Monday) the Manager called Ahpek on his handphone : *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Oi Cilaka lu&amp;#33; your account left RM18.02 only la&amp;#33; ***&amp;#33; you where got money to buy a RM90,000 ring??&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : I know my account no money wor ... I pretend to wanna buy my gf the ring only mah ... Knot ah?&lt;br /&gt;Manager : Wuah you farker&amp;#33; If your gf know you are dem pokai I sure she will dump 9 u straight away&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Ahpek : AAhhh ... dat one I know ledi laa ... tell you something you derno lar .... you know how nice she serbis-ED me on Saturday and Sunday anot?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WUAHAHAHAHAHAA&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WARNING : Kids, pls dont try this on your own ok? Ahpek is a trained propesionel .... hes higly trained to do this kinda stunts wan ..... if you are not highly trained like him, you might end up getting vietnam rose or saigon trumpet wan&amp;#33; Dun say i neber warn you ok?&amp;#33;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:20:25 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>What we are....</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/343548</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]a15KgyXBX24[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:09:18 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>3 Story</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/307850</link>
            <description>Ghost Story #1&lt;br /&gt;When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won&amp;#39;t be any transportation after a certain time.&lt;br /&gt;One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.&lt;br /&gt;There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.&lt;br /&gt;On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles.&lt;br /&gt;At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger. His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Your kueh teow soup is so hot&amp;#33;&amp;#33; It is burning my thigh&amp;#33; Can you please move it away???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ghost Story #2&lt;br /&gt;When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other. They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were always together. A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him. The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside&amp;#33; B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the&lt;br /&gt;fried egg away.&lt;br /&gt;The same thing happened the next day and the day after that. B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the&lt;br /&gt;cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.&lt;br /&gt;Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. &amp;quot;Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;You have cheated me for a few days now&amp;#33; Gimme back my money&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box the fried egg was inside the box.&lt;br /&gt;The Chef said, &amp;quot;Stupid&amp;#33; You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ghost Story #3 &lt;br /&gt;When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and&lt;br /&gt;smoke like nobody&amp;#39;s business.&lt;br /&gt;One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home. Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving. I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure&lt;br /&gt;that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.&lt;br /&gt;Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus. &amp;quot;Hey&amp;#33; Don&amp;#39;t run away&amp;#33; Come over here and help to push the bus&amp;#33;&amp;quot; yelled the bus driver.&lt;br /&gt;I saw my other friends helping to push the bus,&lt;br /&gt;which broke down while I was asleep.</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:03:37 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>backup for picture</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/306527</link>
            <description>how do u guy normally do backup for all the picture? burn in cd/dvd? get another HDD just for the picture only?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any other best way to share?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont want to lose any of the pic....as i lost it b4 because of HDD crash</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Photography, Digital Imaging &amp;amp; Video</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:48:43 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>darth vader</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/282734</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-439789897140820194&amp;q=yellow+fever&amp;pl=true' target='_blank'&gt;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4...w+fever&amp;pl=true&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:25:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>CCNA in Penang</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/271584</link>
            <description>Any best place to take CCNA course and exam in Penang?</description>
            <author>LanEvoX</author>
            <category>Education Essentials</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:07:08 +0800</pubDate>
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