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WTA - about perodua service centre

ongdandy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:04:42 +0800

anyone know where i can find perodua service centre around subang jaya, kelana jaya, sunway area?

my kelisa 1.0 AT

ongdandy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:40:54 +0800

hi guys.. i just come back from subang..and my car vibrate when i stop at the traffic light while the gear still in D mode. and when i step on the gas pedal.. i hear some noises from the bottom.. like kah tak kah tak. is it from the gear mounting?

lowyat forum@phising?

ongdandy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:50:05 +0800

Denied: http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/...=0&ifi=1&dtd=20 (analysis according to the base of phishing web addresses) http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/...=0&ifi=1&dtd=20 URL found in the base Google Chrome
My Kaspersky Anti Virus detect Phishing when i surf lowyat forum..

mbsj

ongdandy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:22:04 +0800

last 2 weeks ago i went to seksyen 14 around 9am++ and i couldn't find any parking lot. so i decide to park at the playground for a moment. around 10.10am i get a love letter from mbpj. and i have to pay rm100.. = this is fking hilarious..why would i need to pay since there is no parking slot.=.=

how to cancel?

ongdandy — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:15:28 +0800

i did went to seminar last friday and i did signup the form - only my name, email, hp number, mailing address.
but i never select the package and no signature.
so how do i cancel it?

looking for part time job

ongdandy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:39:45 +0800

Hi, i' m looking for part time job at kelana jaya or subang jaya.
I 'm free from november till end of december.
Please pm me thanks.

What's your opinion

ongdandy — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:57:53 +0800

I with my girl just break up.. she told me that she's tired of me..
so i tell her why? Why tired?
Her answer below:

1. Both of us not suitable
2. No feeling
3. Different opinion
4. I speak mandarin, you speak english...
5. You are going back to West Malaysia to continue your study and work there and you're not coming back to East Malaysia anymore.
6. i don't like West Malaysia

Actually i heard from her mom that she want to be single and don't want to get married.

She want freedom then i give her freedom. She do what ever she like. Sometimes, my mandarin mix with english. Everyday i fetch her back home. Then yesterday, i fetch her back home.. she told me that she wanna break up with me.. doh.gif

In mind, i was thinking whether i' m gonna dump her and become normal friends.

So, how about you guys? anyone can give me opinion?

need some help about my blog

ongdandy — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:56:38 +0800

hi there everyone, i need pro to give some comment/ advise about my blog.
here's my blog address- http://odky.blogspot.com/
dunno what else i can add. anyway, i just started few days ago..

thanks

about adsense

ongdandy — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:32:30 +0800

how come my adsense won't show up?

i already copy and paste it correctly and then press preview, it won't show up. how come?

do i need to wait for 48 hours or what?

life lesson

ongdandy — Sat, 10 May 2008 21:05:59 +0800

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sal es rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

T he turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was pr oudly perched at the top of
the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

how about my blog..

ongdandy — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:10:45 +0800

My Webpage
how about my blog.. ok or not?? the background i haven't add yet.. cos i don't have any nice photo.

how to add image inside the header?

ongdandy — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:30:30 +0800

thank you.

don't judge too quickly

ongdandy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:56:02 +0800

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dunno repost or not.

motherboard problem

ongdandy — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:18:46 +0800

hi guys. pls help....does asus motherboard P5B have external ethernet NIC? just bought the motherboard on december 26 last year. now my motherboard built-in ethernet NIC dunno got problem or get by lightning. i got surge protector, d-link router 4-pc, modem aztech. my pc, modem and router always on and din't off.