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(wts) MTV WORLD STAGE TICKETS

vutsi — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:07:12 +0800

Item(s):
MTV WORLD STAGE voucher

Package includes:
a voucher for 2 tix...

Price:
sold

Warranty:
no warranty but i'm sure it's original

Dealing method:
COD

Location:
anywhere kl..

Contact method/details:
pm / 0196968287

Item(s) conditions:
good condition

Reason for sale:
has extra tickets

The best adult jokes contest 2009

vutsi — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:22:00 +0800

sorry if reposta...

The best adult jokes contest 2009 through cellphone texts/smses in U.S.A.

Grand Prize USD50,000.00

(1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know dear?"
Girl replied "Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

First Prize USD25,000.00

(2) Immigrant Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later
Immigrant Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.

10 Consolation Prize USD10,000.00 each

(3) After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's cock.
Husband asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
Wife replied: "No dear, I just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning, wash clothes. Noon, hang clothes.
Evening, keep clothes. Nite, iron clothes.
Midnight, take off clothes. After midnight, find clothes.

(5) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
"Anyone got a cock?" All men rose.
"I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose.
"I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

(6) A Sad story: A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said,
" Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(7) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
Mom: "When you become a good girl, you will get one."
Girl: "But mom, what if I am not a good girl?"
Mom: "Then you will get many, dear!"

(8) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you USD3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra, Panties, Everything."

(9) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(10) Two sperms talking on mobile phone.
Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close-by?"
2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils."

(11) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a penis.
This is because it can be lifted up even by just a simple thought.

WE TOURNEY subang square

vutsi — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:41 +0800

MORE TOURNEY:

WINNING ELEVEN 3 0N 3 TOURNAMENT (SUBANG SQUARE)
DATE: 1ST JUNE 2008 (SUNDAY)
TIME: 10.00AM SHARP
VENUE: LOT SG13A-0, SUBANG SQUARE (NEAR TAYLORS COLLEGE)
ENTRY FEES: RM 60.00 PER TEAM / RM 80.00 PER TEAM AFTER 28TH MAY 2008 (MAX 1 TEAM ONLY PER PERSON)
*register means book and pay for your entry.

CASH PRIZES:
WINNERS -RM 600.00
2ND PLACE -RM 300.00
3RD PLACE -RM 150.00
*cash prizes might change or tournament might be postpone if lack of participants (min 16 teams).

RULES:
1. GAME USE: PES 2008 PLAYSTATION 2 ORIGINAL VERSION.
2. TEAM USE: CLUB TEAM (CAN CHANGE EVERY GAME).
3. MAX 3 PERSON IN A TEAM (NO SUBS PLAYER).
4. TIME: 10 MINS, CONDITION: RANDOM, VIEW DEFAULT.
5. STRATERGY CAN BE LOAD FROM OWN MEMORY CARD.
6. PLS BRING OWN JOYPAD.
7. FOR FURTHER INFO, PLS LOG ON TO: http://forum.lowyat.net/CompetitionsLeagues&Clans
8. REGISTRATION FEES PAID ARE NOT REFUNDABLE OR TRANSFERABLE.
9. ANY CHANGES ARE NOT DUE TO PRIOR NOTICE.

TOURNAMENT FORMAT:
---> a team consist of 3 players playing against another team with 3 players.
---> team which win the best of 2 in a match will win and proceed to next round.
example:
TEAM A vs TEAM B, TEAM A will proceed to the next round if 2 or more of its player win.
---> in case of a draw (each team win once, lose once and lost once), goal difference will take into account and then if still level on goal diff, penalty shoot out (for all 3 team members).
--->we will play group match before knockout round (this might change according to the numbers of participants).

pes/winning eleven tournament (F-link/Budget)

vutsi — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:16:43 +0800

5th Grand Prix Budget Station/ F-Link Solution.

game: Winningeleven2008

tarikh: 24/8/ 2008 ..start 8.30 am

reg fee: rm25...

limited place for 96-128 only

prizes:
Champion = set value pack psp or change to cash RM 500
ke-2 = rm200
ke-3 = rm 150
ke-4 = rm 100

first round = Grouping (4 teams per group)
next round = Knockout

tempat = F-link Solution / Budget Station, ting 3, Plaza Alam Central.

inquiry/ booking =Hazrul 0166236797...

For Reg fee = RM 25..can bank in to MAYBANK ACC ( if cannot come to Alam central)

maybank= 162115884249 (MURIZA HAZRUL)
please keep the receipt as evidence..

after bank in, please call the organizer ( NAZRI =0173117964) and provide the info below

1) NAME
2) IC NO
3) HP NO
4) TEAM USE

2008 GRANDPRIX, TOURNAMENT UPDATES/ RESULTs:

1) FIRST TOURNAMENT (13/1/2008)

1) Fitri
2) Munwai
3) Vutsi
4) Vutsi

2) SECOND TOURNAMENT ( 24/2/2008)

1) Vutsi
2) Kepet
3) Munwai
4) Isketambola

3) 3rd TOURNAMENT (13/4/2008)

1) Mohd Faisal
2) Raiden
3) Raiden
4) Mohd Afiq

4) 4th tourney (20/7/2008)

1) effy
2) Vutsi
3) kepet
4) Mohd Afiq

top 20 Grand Prix Plaza Alam Central

1. Vutsi 209 points
2. fitri 150
3. kepet 145
4. Munwai 115
5. Mohd Afiq 113
6. Redzuan 102
7. Saiful Hairy 77
8. Helmie 76
9. Mod Faisal 75
10. Effy 74
11. isketambola 69
12. Cepot 68
13. Rio 67
14 raidenn 67
15. Idham 63
16. Ahmad Shukri 61
17. Mohd Redza 57
18. Winazza 55
19. Alip 48
20. VJ 45

GRAND PRIX POINTS SYSTEM

champion:.........30 points
1st runner up:....20
2nd runner up:...15
4th :..................12

semifinalist :......10
quaterfinalist:......8

2nd round:...........2
3rd round:...........4
4th round:...........6

group winner:..........5
2nd in group:...........3
3rd in group:............1
each win in group:....5
each draw in group:..3

each entry: 2 points